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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****

Posted on 08/31/2012 5:52:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen





Seriously, what kind of sick person puts a zebra in a coloring book?

time to shine





me: how was the roman empire cut in half


friend: idk


me: with a pair of caesars








TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: eastwooding; friday; oft; silliness
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1 posted on 08/31/2012 5:52:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 08/31/2012 5:53:10 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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3 posted on 08/31/2012 5:54:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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*LOL*...another nationality


4 posted on 08/31/2012 5:54:54 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Successful Troll is Successful!

5 posted on 08/31/2012 5:55:05 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
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Seconds after the movie icon finished his speech to the Republican National Convention Thursday night, Clint Eastwood had sufficiently sent the Twittersphere into a tizzy.

It's called EASTWOODING
6 posted on 08/31/2012 5:57:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Handicapped
Parking... At Sears

Today
I had to go to Sears. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver
Looking for a parking space.

I Flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open
And available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and
Said, ‘’I’m not handicapped!’’

Well, as you can imagine, my face was
Red!

‘’Oh,
I’m sorry” I said, “I saw your Obama sticker and just
Assumed...’’

She gave me the finger and yelled some nasty names at
me.

Boy! Some people - and when you’re just trying to help
Them out!


7 posted on 08/31/2012 6:00:39 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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8 posted on 08/31/2012 6:01:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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9 posted on 08/31/2012 6:05:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Just when you think you've seen everything
10 posted on 08/31/2012 6:07:29 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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So, I was the first to tweet Bob Newhart that Clint was channeling him.
Now that was pretty silly. He soon tweeted , “ I heard Clint Eastwood was channeling me at the RNC” “fortunately he did not refer to me.

I do not want that type of attention. :)


11 posted on 08/31/2012 6:08:46 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!


12 posted on 08/31/2012 6:09:22 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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Top 20?


13 posted on 08/31/2012 6:10:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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14 posted on 08/31/2012 6:17:22 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Normalcy results in the creation of life, Sodomy results in AIDS)
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Yeah!!!
15 posted on 08/31/2012 6:25:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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Welcome to MY silliness!!!


16 posted on 08/31/2012 6:28:17 AM PDT by fredhead (It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
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top 20 eh


17 posted on 08/31/2012 6:35:52 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

top 20 eh :)


18 posted on 08/31/2012 6:36:03 AM PDT by jag.drafting
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To: Lucky9teen

Oldie but goodie:

WHY WE ARE ALL DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs,
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc....I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we’re screwed


19 posted on 08/31/2012 6:36:03 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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20 posted on 08/31/2012 6:40:02 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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