Posted on 09/12/2012 5:23:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz
When I calm him down, he’ll add you. :)
YOU GODDAM MONKEY! I RAGED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! I RAGED WHEN YOUR MOMMA WAS STILL WHORING FOR THE BIG MONKEY! I RAGED WHEN YOUR PATHETIC MONKEY ASS WAS WETTING YOUR DIAPERS. WHEN YOU STARTED RAGING, MY GRANDSON THOUGHT YOU WERE A PUNKASS! MY RAGING MONKEY ASS WAS ON YOUR GRANDMA BACK WHEN SHE WAS COUNTING MY WORLD WAR II BOOK OF RATION STAMPS! SHE SURE DID LIKE IT! DON’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR RAGE YOU RAGING MONKEY ASS PUNK ASS!
PUT ME ON YOUR RAGING MONKEY PING LIST OR I WILL RAGE UNTIL THIS POST IS A NON RAGING POST!
MONKEY ASS!
Rage Monkey finds your words strangely comforting, and, since he knows you are one of his own, will gladly add you.
No question/lol
No question/lol
Hey Rage Monkey! Share the rage (I’m running low) and add me to the list please!
Rage Monkey will add you, and then Rage Monkey needs to sleep. He has a whole day of Raging ahead, tomorrow. :)
I’ve been looking for high quality “Monkey Rage” for a long time; and your product seems to meet my particular “Monkey Rage” needs!
Would you kindly allow me to become your newest “Monkey Rage” subscriber?
White House says US president, Israeli PM won't be meeting over 'conflicting schedules' but reports claim Obama will be guest on late show instead
>> Be further outraged .....
Thanks (I think).
I thought I was already maxed out, but I just discovered that my Rage Engine has a *sixth* gear.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Can’t wait to be rid of this sorry piece of work. I’m more and more convinced that it will happen.
IMO this is a calculated slap in the face to Netanyahu, not an accidental collision with Barky’s superficial schedule.
Yes, a Rage Monkey ping list would be cool
Rage Monkey needs to supply a link to the previous Rage Monkey post so that his new readers may understand the roots of his rage better.
That monkey has righteous anger today
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
“Remember rage monkey, any questioning of Obama is racist!”
Wrong! Rage Monkeys can question Butt Monkeys - simian courtesy, and so on.
;-)
When Rage Monkey wakes from a much deserved Nap of Rage, please add me to the list.
I want on your ping list. Really, I do, but only if you send me no more than 1 or 2 new rages per day!
ARGH!
I have to maintain my zen and prevent too much Nobam- ah information from entering in and destroying it.
If you rage more than twice a day or so, my head might explode!
aRGH!
Come election day, maybe we can both take a day off from raging. Then more daily rages until inauguration, then maybe we can stop for good.
Argh!
My favorite is when he pops out of the trunk and wastes the road rage turd with the tire iron, then throws the body off the bridge.....
We’ve been giving billions to these shit hole countries for YEARS! Laz, Dems and Repubs.
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