Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Funny Zombies (Van Nitty)
By Laz

Posted on 12/10/2012 8:47:31 AM PST by Lazamataz

Sorry, folks, I still find it impossible to write about serious political topics right now. It's as if the United States is 180-degrees out of phase with reality.

I now know what it was like to be a dedicated Communist when the USSR broke up.

So, on to sillier topics:

ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

http://zombierightscampaign.org/

"The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life." - Jane Addams

"'Life' includes 'undead existence'." - The ZRC

DON'T BE A LIFEIST! Discrimination against the Undead is ILLEGAL!

Never use phrases like:

These comments are hurtful, lifeist, and possibly illegal. Furthermore, the term 'Zombie' can be considered offensive. Please refer to them as the Recently Living Americans from now on.

Not all Recently Living Americans are uneducated, some of them even attend high-priced finishing schools. Here is an example of a cultured Recently Living American:

More tragic still, are Recently Living Americans who happen to be dyslexic:



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: vanity
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-57 last
To: Erasmus

***I meant the other kind of slug. ****

You mean the maggot type.


41 posted on 12/10/2012 12:17:31 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SAVE THE SUMATRAN RAT MONKEY!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: Hot Tabasco
"Just when you think things have settled down a bit, the writers throw another wrench in the works."

I know! Some shows give you a cliffhanger at the end of the season; this one has a couple per episode.

The glass-through-the-eye thing really got to me.

42 posted on 12/10/2012 12:26:35 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: CatherineofAragon
Everything about that show is first rate. The plot, the characters, the character developments, and foremost, the special effects costuming of all those zombies.......

The writers have successfully taken a genre that is laughable at best and turned it into a spellbinding adventure of survival with a cast of characters that are just splendid.

As a side note, I think the public accusation of the Governor that Merle was responsible for Rick's team getting into the compound and presenting him along with Daryl is a carefully crafted plan. Daryl and Merle will be allowed to escape thus giving the Governor inside access to the prison where Merle can perform his planned mischief.

43 posted on 12/10/2012 12:48:52 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

Light 'em up, boys.

44 posted on 12/10/2012 12:49:39 PM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

These zombie movies will definitely cheer you up:

Return of the Living Dead
Fido
Zombie Strippers
Shawn of the Dead

Give them a try, sweet man! We can’t all concentrate solely on our current state of doom and gloom 24/7.


45 posted on 12/10/2012 12:51:29 PM PST by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz
"Brians"

It's not dyslexic, it's just from New Zealand, is all.

46 posted on 12/10/2012 12:55:03 PM PST by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TheOldLady

I kiss you, and soon all other things shall be addressed as well. Have continuing faith my dear! (being oblique on purpose)


47 posted on 12/10/2012 1:13:34 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: Dr. Thorne

Living Supremacist!

YOU HATE THE BREATHING-CHALLENGED!


48 posted on 12/10/2012 1:15:03 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Hot Tabasco
As a side note, I think the public accusation of the Governor that Merle was responsible for Rick's team getting into the compound and presenting him along with Daryl is a carefully crafted plan. Daryl and Merle will be allowed to escape thus giving the Governor inside access to the prison where Merle can perform his planned mischief.

I used to think that as well, until, on one of the fan blog pages (over at AMC, actually) I mentioned that. The other fans pointed out that this would actually be a plot HOLE, because the Governor just lost an eye and a daughter (in his mind anyways) to Merle's lie about Michonne being killed.

They rightfully point out that the Governor, having JUST been confronted by the fact of -- and hugely injured by --Merle not telling the truth, might not be so inclined as to trust him again with a plot of great magnitude like this. Merle won't be included in the conspiracy; he might, however, be an unwitting accomplice.

49 posted on 12/10/2012 1:21:05 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: TheOldLady

LOL!


50 posted on 12/10/2012 1:26:39 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: Hot Tabasco

Completely agree with you that every aspect of the show is amazingly well-done....I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’ve certainly never been hooked on a TV show like this before. It’s as though the zombies are a secondary plot device; they’re not what makes the show great.

Have to admit, I didn’t think of the Governor and Merle deliberately cooking this thing up for access to the prison. You could be right-—wish we didn’t have to wait two months to find out.

I can’t see Glen and Maggie ever accepting Merle as a member of the group, and I don’t blame them.


51 posted on 12/10/2012 1:28:41 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

I kiss you, and a big hug as well. No worries, my dear friend, for my faith in you is boundless.


52 posted on 12/10/2012 1:32:20 PM PST by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 47 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

Oldie but goodie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c

The Zombeatles: A Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead


53 posted on 12/10/2012 1:35:04 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz
I was herding my Grand Brats and they started playing Zombie. I was surprised when my Granddaughter, nine, came up with a workable defense for their house, Marine Corps.
54 posted on 12/10/2012 1:53:42 PM PST by Little Bill (A)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]

To: P.O.E.

*Snort* [giggles]

“When I get home to you... BRAAAAIINSSS” LOL!


55 posted on 12/10/2012 3:21:32 PM PST by TheOldLady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 53 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz
Here is a tender love song about falling in love with a zombie girl
56 posted on 12/10/2012 4:06:38 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

Yeppers.


57 posted on 12/10/2012 7:15:11 PM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-57 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson