Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

Ebay ^ | Jan 15, 2013 | drizzt203

[Ellendra]

CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL

The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel.

Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list.

NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK!

Features: -enhanced grip texture -easily concealable -can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm -low tech tactical black spray paint

ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA

[Ellendra]

Check out the Q&A section, it's funny!

The crazy part is, somebody's paying $71 for it.

[vladimir998]

Yes, but is it “California legal”?

[Gaffer]

Naw....I don’t want that civie SWAT wannabe black....I want the Army cammo digital!!!!!!

[45semi]

Says all proceeds from sale go to NRA-ILA...
This needs to go to Drudge, or get out everywhere it can be seen!
Anything this funny that mocks the grabbers is great!

[skinkinthegrass]

Yes, but is it “California legal”?nothings Is...except Kalifornia "Gold" & Taxes...

[Ellendra]

Actually, it says further down in the description “Can not be sold to Califorinia residents”.

[45semi]

Question & Answer

Q: Does this Rock come wit a crtificate of authenticty? I don't want to buy any of those fake Chineese import rocks that just break when you use them.
A: It will come with a certificate of authenticity.

Q: Will you ship to New York? It would need to be quick because the grip on this assault rock would count as a "military" feature and may be banned tonight.
A: I will ship to New York. Auction ends tomorrow so you should probably do everything you can so you can get grandfathered in. I'll ship it right out for you.

Q: Can this work in conjunction with pocket sand?
A: It could be quite the combo.

Q: Sheesh, that looks like it could leave quite nasty cuts or bruises, and could be pretty noisy. Is it possible to get them with a coating of moss, so as to cushion some of those sharp edges?
(Or at least make the blows a bit quieter?)
A: Something like a pillow sack can help to suppress the noise from a blow. If you are looking to do less damage might I recommend you arm yourself with a smile and hugs.

Q: I have been informed that the weapon you are advertising for sale (or a model just like it) was involved in a unprovoked attack and eventual death of one Mr, Goliath (first name unknown) by a Mr. David (last name unknown).
Can you confirm or deny that this was the weapon of choice used in the criminal attack? Surely you must have heard of it ...it made the news...even got written up in a book!
A: Some of our original designs are based off of David's rock. It's nice seeing a properly armed citizen defending himself and others. What could have happened had he not had his assault rock?

Q: Hello: If I have multiple assult rocks, do I need a special permit for a "high capacity rock holder"? Thank you.
A: No permit necessary if you live in the free states.

Q: Hi, I'm looking at your AR, I think I saw these being endorsed by Chuck Norris, is this the same model?
If not, I think I would need more than just 1, do you have more available?
A: We will have a commercial featuring Chuck Norris coming out soon. He is going to karate kick California into the ocean, that's all I can give away right now.

Q: Do you believe in the saying.. "I will give up my Rock, when they take it from my dead cold Hands".. as I don't want to support those with constitutionrockphobia.
A: I can assure you, when they come for my rock, I will give it to them one swing at a time.

Q: Hi. Can you assemble these rocks either with a "sand button" or in a "featureless" configuration (i.e. without sharp points) so that they're California-legal?
We like black rocks here, too, but we have to jump through some extra hoops to fill our 10-rock buckets.
A: Maybe we can line up a rock show loophole purchase, own your rock in California in protest and contact your state reps and let them know they are idiots. Better yet, move to the free states as soon as possible.

Q: Is this the Standard Ar and if so, Can it be customized with the New Improved STICK attachment?
A: This is the standard A2 configuration, it will accept most common aftermarket attachments.

Q: Anything in camo coming soon?
A: Yes, we have some in the works, keep an eye on our auctions for it.

Q: Hi, I'd hate to invest in this only for it to be taken away. Do you know if this AR will be grandfathered in if AWB comes into play?
A: We hope they will be grandfathered. If they aren't they should be worth a lot on the underground assault rock market. If they come for your assault rock, give it to them one swing at a time.

Q: Do you offer this in blue for traning purposes?
A: We do not offer any less than lethal assault rocks so we can not in good conscience offer a training model.

[Wisconsinlady]

Now this gave me my first smile of the day. Thanks!

[43north]

This is quite clever.

I was just thinking yesterday that if the grabbers get their way “assault rocks” will be all we have left to defend ourselves with.

[wizr]

Some of us may still have our Pet Rocks that may be useful if the price of the Assault Rock is too steep.

[MaxMax]

Police love to shoot Pet Rocks, best to have the AR assault rock since they seem unbreakable.

[JoeProBono]

[jaydee770]

The crazy part is, somebody's paying $71 for it.

Especially considering that the seller explicitly stated that it *DOES NOT* come with the shoulder thing that goes up.

I could see maybe $30 for it since it's bare-bones. But it needs rails as bad as a fireman needs water.

[The Cajun]

Yes, but is it “California legal”?

Answer below.

[TurboZamboni]

Unfortunately, we had to remove your listing because of the following: You listed a rock for a weapon and did not indicate its capacity. While this item may be perfectly legal to sell and available at other retail outlets, we've made the decision that some rock parts are not right for our marketplace. In this case, we do not permit the sale of rocks that can hold more than 10 grams as they are most often used with assault rocks. If you choose to relist, we ask that you please identify the rock's weight. Rocks with a capacity of 10 grams or less may be listed. However, the capacity must be stated in the item description, or clearly visible within the images used in the listing. If there are contradicting terms (i.e. 10 grams or less is stated, but the image shows 15) these listings may also be removed. eBay prohibits the sale of rocks that accept more than 10 grams, typically referred to as "high capacity" rocks. These items may not be sold, regardless of how they are described in the listing.

[Baynative]

Rocks have gone from being pets to being killers.