How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)

SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

[Lancey Howard]

They may harm some apples, but leave me the birds and the bees... plee-ee-ease!

[O6ret]

It takes a village to survive something like this.

[berdie]

Are to..are to!

Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause.

[FishinTX]

Was there Paraquat on that weed?

[BuckeyeTexan]

Not me. I’m fully prepared. I wrapped tin-foil around my whole house to deflect the sequester. A spork weasel guards each entrance. And my beeber-like debice is set to stune.

I am totally prepared for the sequester.

[kiltie65]

Does the special place have 71 virgins?

[JRandomFreeper]

I've been practicing banjo, and pulled out my missing sister's accordian to learn to play.

If we're all going to die, there should be horrible music.

/johnny

[kiltie65]

Does the special place have 71 virgins?

[mylife]

"Sequestered?"

'There are going to be cut's!!!'

Oh Noes!!

[jy8z]

I already flushed my sequester down the toilet.

Should I be concerned?

[dalereed]

“Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause.”

I know damn well there isn’t!!

I caught my parents playing Santa Claus 72 years ago and when I got to kintergarden a year and a half later I made sure every dumb shit in the class knew also!

[BuckeyeTexan]

And if all that doesn’t work, I have a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[ConservativeInPA]

Does the special place have 71 virgins?

Only 69.

[GeronL]

I heard there might not be enough money for the sun to come up tomorrow.

I heard a new song “Sequester’s not my son”

[sickoflibs]

RE :”Was there Paraquat on that weed?”

Great point I forgot, store lots of weed!

[JRandomFreeper]

Small children should be broiled or roasted. Larger children should be braised.

Children that pull a weapon on you, utter curse words and disappear into the darkness should be left alone.

That's all I've got from my ancient latin recipes from the Roman empire as it was falling.

/johnny

[GeronL]

Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause

That depends on whether it was exempted by a Sequester Clause

[berdie]

Ahhh...the Sonata for Banjo and Accordian. My favorite.

I danced to it at my wedding.

[kevao]

85,000,000,000 / 3,700,000,000,000 = hugh! and series!

[razorback-bert]

Need cheese for the moose.