'There are going to be cut's!!!'
Oh Noes!!
Posted on 02/28/2013 7:56:18 PM PST by sickoflibs
This really has me terrified. I don't know it our country will survive this. We have about 1 hour before sequester hits the East Coast and most Americans are mostly unaware of it.
We cant fault our President Obama.
He has been traveling around the country speaking in political rallies warning us of the worst if it hits, but they just wont listen. They wont listen!
Only an emergency tax increase bill could save us now and the GOP just wont do it. They don't care. They don't care.
The only thing comparable is how Noah warned of the coming flood and was ignored and most of the human race drowned.
I am worried about the vampires coming out after the military and police are furloughed. And all the mass killers let loose after the power goes off in the prisons and the guards are furloughed.
So what can we do now??
1) Store Bottled water and dry food
2) candles matches and firewood
3) Guns, but please do it safely and wait for the universal background check or you might use it to commit suicide
4) Go in your basement if you have one and hide under a strong table
5) garlic to hold off the vampires
6) A floatation device in case the tidal wave floods your basement.
7) If you have a car with gas flee Maryland, DC and Northern Va right now, as Sequester will hit that area the hardest.
Good luck and good bless, I have loved you all even the ones who cursed me. By the way, why don't you last group stay behind?
It takes a village to survive something like this.
Are to..are to!
Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause.
Was there Paraquat on that weed?
Not me. I’m fully prepared. I wrapped tin-foil around my whole house to deflect the sequester. A spork weasel guards each entrance. And my beeber-like debice is set to stune.
I am totally prepared for the sequester.
Does the special place have 71 virgins?
If we're all going to die, there should be horrible music.
/johnny
Does the special place have 71 virgins?
'There are going to be cut's!!!'
Oh Noes!!
“Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause.”
I know damn well there isn’t!!
I caught my parents playing Santa Claus 72 years ago and when I got to kintergarden a year and a half later I made sure every dumb shit in the class knew also!
And if all that doesn’t work, I have a bunny with a pancake on its head.
Only 69.
I heard there might not be enough money for the sun to come up tomorrow.
I heard a new song “Sequester’s not my son”
Great point I forgot, store lots of weed!
Children that pull a weapon on you, utter curse words and disappear into the darkness should be left alone.
That's all I've got from my ancient latin recipes from the Roman empire as it was falling.
/johnny
That depends on whether it was exempted by a Sequester Clause
Ahhh...the Sonata for Banjo and Accordian. My favorite.
I danced to it at my wedding.
85,000,000,000 / 3,700,000,000,000 = hugh! and series!
Need cheese for the moose.
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