Posted on 04/05/2013 6:17:34 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
FNN Exclusive: FNN has learned that the Administration has "disappeared" 663,000 workers. Most of these are believed to be white males between 40 and 55 years of age.
Fear is running through the families and survivors of the German Holocaust and Russian Gulag. They have stated that the "disappearances" are very similar to what happened to them. In the middle of the night, a knock at the door, and they were "disappeared".
Others, who have seen the movie Soylent Green, are especially frightened at the disappearances. The discovery of "red slime" in processed meat is deemed not to be a coincidence, but evidence of what is happening to those who have been "disappeared".
Our nosy FNN investigative reporter contacted the Bureau of Lies & Statistics at the Dept. of Labor but was rebuffed with the comment that the Dept. of Homeland Security be contacted for "disappearances".
Our nosy FNN investigative reporter contacted Janet (just call me Butch) Napolitano for her information about the "disappeared" people. Butch stated, "I know nothing". We observed that to be true about border security, gun running, drug running, extortion, sex slave trafficking, etc., but we wanted to know about the "disappeared" people. She immediately denied that she/he knew of any FEMA camps were operating and, if they were, they would not contain "disappeared" people.
Butch was obviously lying, so we contacted Eric "the corrupt" Holder, the U.S. AG. He stated that he felt immense compassion, but the "disappeared" people didn't seem like "my people", so there was nothing he could do.
Our reporter will not give up and updates will be made as we determine what happened to the "disappeared" people.
Is this from the Onion? Or from some paranoid fantasy?
FNN is some unfunny love child of The Onion and Before Its News.
I took the piece as an amusing bit of sarcasm.
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