What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[no-to-illegals]

Amen Sg. Hysterical/Historical, and the pictures ain't half bad either. I like don-o's picture best so far.

[Windflier]

Stupid bullshit!

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Chode, in more than twelve ways; five in particular.

[Silentgypsy]

Buh-bye!

[vladimir998]

“Lighten up, Francis”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnpkDWbeJs

[null and void]

Go easy on him. He’s never had a Twinkie.

[Silentgypsy]

Why doesn’t anyone take a long walk off a short pier anymore?
(((Hugs)))

[JoeProBono]

[bigheadfred]

He’s never had a Twinkie.

Bragging? Or is that the gin talking???

[null and void]

[JoeProBono]

[null and void]

Statement of fact.

[JouleZ]

I just can't figure out if you are a moderator mocking posts or a sidebar configurator with a Bic lighter burning up bandwidth. I'll move along now. Nothing to see here.

[bigheadfred]

like totally i heard what happened to maybelline max factor

[JoeProBono]

[no-to-illegals]

I did that one time. Found out could not breath under water. Was shocked! Wasn't drinking either. I did discover though I like the salt water. Granny loves the salt waster too. She had me bottle it up and bring it home. She drinks a little now and then. Says it promotes good health. Must work ... Granny is thirty-five. {{HUGS}} Sg.

[Mr. K]

I hate it when Cthulhu comes for me

[no-to-illegals]

okay .. your picture gets a BUMP

[TheOldLady]

You misspelled “Typsos.”

[no-to-illegals]

Is this related to being moved. If it isn’t related to a movie, me and meself is wasting material. There won’t have enough for one decent dress. I hates it when that happens.