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(Iran) Scientist Claims to Invent 'Time Machine' To See Into The Future With 98% Accuracy
The Mirror (U.K.) ^ | April 11, 2013 | Tom Parry

Posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:07 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Scientist claims to invent 'time machine' to see into the future with 98 per cent accuracy

• He says his device can detail any individual’s life between five and eight years in advance after taking readings from the user's touch

An Iranian scientist claims he has invented a time machine that allows you to predict the future with 98 per cent accuracy.

Ali Razeghi says his device can produce a print-out detailing any individual’s life between five and eight years in advance after taking readings from the user's touch.

He claims the Iranian government, whose nuclear programme has caused concern around the world, can use his invention to predict military conflicts and forecast the fluctuations in the value of foreign currencies and oil.

He says the device is the size of a laptop and uses a complex set of algorithms which took him ten years to develop, but has not revealed any concrete details about his invention.

Unlike the time-travelling DeLorean in hit film Back To The Future, Mr Razeghi said his device ‘will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you.’

He said: “My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next five to eight years of the life of its users.

“Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilise it.

“As such, we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.”

Iran has been ridiculed in recent months after attempting to showcase its technological advances only to face accusations they were faked.

In February, it proudly unveiled a stealth fighter jet at a ceremony attended by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but experts quickly expressed serious doubts about whether it could even fly.

A picture of the domestically produced Qaher-313 apparently soaring over Iranian mountains did little to curb scepticism amid claims the plane never actually left the ground, but was simply doctored using Photoshop.

Critics also believe Iran’s claims that it launched a monkey into space could have been faked.

Scientists in Tehran hailed the mission to send a simian 75 miles above Earth and back in a Kavoshgar rocket as a success.

But question marks were raised after the monkey presented to the nation as the heroic astronaut looked remarkably different than the one which made lift off.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Local News; Religion; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 6thcentury; backtothefuture; iran; islamofascism; junkscience; muhammadsminions; persia; persians; propaganda; sixthcentury; tehran; timemachine; timetravel
time machine photo: Time Machine 15tgh43579b.gif "He says the device is the size of a laptop and uses a complex set of algorithms which took him ten years to develop, but has not revealed any concrete details about his invention."
1 posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:07 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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2 posted on 04/13/2013 1:27:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Hey, inventor: Tell your rulers their future:

Mene, Mene, Tekel, u-Pharsin


3 posted on 04/13/2013 1:29:19 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: DogByte6RER

I built a time machine too. It can take you into the future at rate of one second per second (non-accelerating).


4 posted on 04/13/2013 1:31:15 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, if we see some Persians winning big betting on golf and tennis, we should get worried.


5 posted on 04/13/2013 1:32:07 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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Back to the 6th Century ...


6 posted on 04/13/2013 1:32:20 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

7 posted on 04/13/2013 1:33:21 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: DogByte6RER
An Iranian scientist claims he has invented a time machine that allows you to predict the future with 98 per cent accuracy.

OK.

I get it.
Iranian April Fool's day is 12 days later than ours?

Why doesn't he just tell us when that goofball genie in the well is finally climbing out?

8 posted on 04/13/2013 1:34:26 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
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To: DogByte6RER; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

I need those Lotto numbers ASAP!


9 posted on 04/13/2013 1:34:32 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: DogByte6RER

I have a device that will move me four hours into the future in what seems to be a matter of minutes. My computer mouse.


10 posted on 04/13/2013 1:35:11 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Critics also believe Iran’s claims that it launched a monkey into space could have been faked.
Scientists in Tehran hailed the mission to send a simian 75 miles above Earth and back in a Kavoshgar rocket as a success.
But question marks were raised after the monkey presented to the nation as the heroic astronaut looked remarkably different than the one which made lift off.

Well, D'OH!
Of course it looked different. After being launched into the future against his will, he was sent back aged by 15 years.
Any muslim fool know that.

11 posted on 04/13/2013 1:38:40 PM PDT by publius911 (Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
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To: DogByte6RER

12 posted on 04/13/2013 1:38:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: DogByte6RER
we got a time machine that can send them BACK in time, it's called the W88 and can send them back to the stone age in the blink of an eye...
13 posted on 04/13/2013 1:39:39 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Revolting cat!

Does he see Israeli nukes hitting Tehran?


14 posted on 04/13/2013 1:40:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

15 posted on 04/13/2013 1:41:19 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: DogByte6RER

If he finished a few days earlier he could have made a killing on the Final Four


16 posted on 04/13/2013 1:46:26 PM PDT by rdcbn
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To: DogByte6RER

98% accurate?

That 2% will get you every time.


17 posted on 04/13/2013 1:47:49 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: DogByte6RER

There’s STILL one born every minute.........


18 posted on 04/13/2013 1:49:23 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: occamrzr06

98% works for me? How many numbers do you have to hit in Lotto, 6? What’s 98% of six, 6?


19 posted on 04/13/2013 1:51:01 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: occamrzr06

I too was wondering about the 98% figure - if he just now invented it - isn’t it too early to know? And if not, then does that mean that he waited all these years to announce it?

Or did he invent it today, get in it and travel to the future, and is now coming back to tell us that his predictions were right?


20 posted on 04/13/2013 1:52:56 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: DogByte6RER

Doesn’t he realize why there are no muslims on Star Trek?


21 posted on 04/13/2013 1:55:25 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: umgud
klingons photo: klingons e5b0a8eb.jpg I always thought that THESE were Star Trek muslims. Apologies for my confusion.
22 posted on 04/13/2013 2:05:05 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
He said the machine would use algorithms to predict the future of any individual, between five and eight years into their future.

Why is everyone's future "You will die in the cleansing Islamic fire. Allah Akbar!"?


23 posted on 04/13/2013 2:13:25 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Chode

Actually, the Iranians have an invention they have been using since 1979 to send them back in time - it’s called Sharia Law.


24 posted on 04/13/2013 2:15:14 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: DogByte6RER; a fool in paradise
I'd like this machine to predict the future of rock and roll! Is it really here to stay?


25 posted on 04/13/2013 2:17:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: DogByte6RER
“As such, we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.”

Shouldn't he already know when that will be?

26 posted on 04/13/2013 2:31:55 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Wilhelm Tell
yup...
27 posted on 04/13/2013 2:34:20 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Revolting cat!

Rock and Roll has a 98% likelihood of staying. Or maybe it should go. Sharia don’t like it.


28 posted on 04/13/2013 2:40:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: GreenHornet

LOL!


29 posted on 04/13/2013 3:17:05 PM PDT by golux
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To: DogByte6RER

I really do wish all you ignorant westerners would remember that it was the moslems, we repeat, the moslems who gave you the astrolabe, the time machine, algebra (possibly) and wholesale merchandising of dark-skinned men, women and children.

That’s pretty much it for our contributions to society.

Praise Allah!

Oh, and if you teach us to fly we can fly your planes into your buildings.

Pass the Hummus.


30 posted on 04/13/2013 3:21:05 PM PDT by golux
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten

They were only 98% right. It’s the 2% wrong ones I am concerned with.

Too much uncertainty.

I’ll stick with my magic eight ball.

Now that thing can predict!


31 posted on 04/13/2013 4:16:27 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: occamrzr06

My sources say “yes”.


32 posted on 04/13/2013 4:19:10 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Modern cult classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU


33 posted on 04/13/2013 4:46:10 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: DogByte6RER

Is he related to Dr. Hugo Pinero?


34 posted on 04/13/2013 5:09:25 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DogByte6RER

if it’s only 98% accurate then it’a not really seeing the future.

i bet it works as well as the super secret stealth jet flying over that mountain backdrop,’without the pilot.


35 posted on 04/13/2013 5:25:21 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I predicted that he would do this.


36 posted on 04/13/2013 6:19:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: DogByte6RER
Sometimes a good guess does the job equally well.


37 posted on 04/13/2013 6:43:40 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: DogByte6RER

I sure am worried about their nuclear capability.....


38 posted on 04/13/2013 9:04:52 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: DogByte6RER
I will believe it after he has won three huge pay-out lotteries.
39 posted on 04/13/2013 10:58:25 PM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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