***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

1 posted on 04/19/2013 5:14:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 04/19/2013 5:15:45 AM PDT by moviefan8

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

IT'S FRIDAY

BITCHES!!

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3 posted on 04/19/2013 5:15:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

Top ten ?

A first for me

4 posted on 04/19/2013 5:16:29 AM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')

5 posted on 04/19/2013 5:16:45 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq He could sure play that axe. RIP anymore, it's about the USA!)

It’s your birthday? Congrats!

6 posted on 04/19/2013 5:18:15 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCKY!!!!

7 posted on 04/19/2013 5:18:45 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq He could sure play that axe. RIP anymore, it's about the USA!)

8 posted on 04/19/2013 5:19:21 AM PDT by MortMan (Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)

Our own Lucky9teen - finally hitting 19 and a half!

Happy Birthday (assuming this isn’t just ALL silliness!)

There once was this Lucky9teen,
Whose humor was anything but mean,
She’d make with the silly,
This humorous young filly,
And it was a sight to be seen!

(Pardons if I have the gender wrong - my old memory serves, but sometimes poorly!)

9 posted on 04/19/2013 5:23:35 AM PDT by MortMan (Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)

I was just walking by and heard all the noise...HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!

10 posted on 04/19/2013 5:24:22 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")

To: maine yankee

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide...lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas

- No television

- No nude women

- No football

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs

- No burgers

- No beer

- No bacon

- Rags for clothes

- Towels for hats

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife

- More than one mother in law

- You can’t shave

- Your wife can’t shave

- You can’t wash off the smell of donkey

- You cook over burning camel sh!+

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey Then they tell you...”when you die, it all gets better” Well no sh!+ Sherlock!...it’s not like it could get much worse THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza...

They’re not happy in Egypt...

They’re not happy in Libya...

They’re not happy in Morocco...

They’re not happy in Iran...

They’re not happy in Iraq...

They’re not happy in Yemen...

They’re not happy in Afghanistan...

They’re not happy in Pakistan...

They’re not happy in Syria...

They’re not happy in Lebanon...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia...

They’re happy in Canada...

They’re happy in England...

They’re happy in France...

They’re happy in Italy...

They’re happy in Germany...

They’re happy in Sweden...

They’re happy in the USA...

They’re happy in Norway...

They’re happy in Holland...

They’re happy in Denmark...

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim...and unhappy in every country that is!

...AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN... They want to change those countries to be like THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering...

How damn dumb can you get?

11 posted on 04/19/2013 5:24:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

Top 10 the anniversary of Paul Reeve re’s ride

12 posted on 04/19/2013 5:25:04 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)

13 posted on 04/19/2013 5:30:43 AM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)

14 posted on 04/19/2013 5:31:16 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)

We were called about being on this show, but don't fit the profile (i.e., don't have a dispute they are looking for). So if anyone here does, hey....give em a call CASTING CALLS FOR NEW REALITY SHOW (no really)

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15 posted on 04/19/2013 5:35:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

“The British are coming! The British are coming!”

Hell, I didn’t even know they were excited.

16 posted on 04/19/2013 5:36:10 AM PDT by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)

Happy birthday, Lucky.

“Yes we’re going to a party, party.
Yes we’re going to a party, party.
Yes we’re going to a party, party.
I would like you to dance
Take that cha-cha-cha chance
I would like you to dance
Daaaaaaannnncccccceeeeee!!!!!!!!

you say it’s your birthday........”

Anyway, Happy Birthday To You is copywrited.

17 posted on 04/19/2013 5:39:10 AM PDT by fredhead (I'm not losing my hair, it's just retired and relocating further south.)

18 posted on 04/19/2013 5:49:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

To: Lucky9teen; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

19 posted on 04/19/2013 5:56:27 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Gag Site)

WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!!

20 posted on 04/19/2013 5:57:37 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

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