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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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1 posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

not funny


2 posted on 05/09/2013 7:55:57 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Lazamataz

I would sleep with her, but that would NOT involve closing my eyes. :)


3 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:18 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Lazamataz

Her boyfriend asked her to wear a french maid’s outfit & deserved to die.


4 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:24 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: oh8eleven

Who says I was being funny?


5 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
even less funny
give it a rest
6 posted on 05/09/2013 7:57:26 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: oh8eleven

If you don’t like it, run along off the thread. I have no intention of conforming to your views.


7 posted on 05/09/2013 7:58:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!


8 posted on 05/09/2013 7:59:35 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: oh8eleven

No worse than the Semmens Semi-News, Semi-Satire stuff.

At least I got to seem some pictures that juxatposed her courtroom personna against something more relevant to why she did what she did....


9 posted on 05/09/2013 7:59:36 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: oh8eleven

Lighten up Francis.


10 posted on 05/09/2013 8:00:46 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: Lazamataz

For someone so guilty she is CERTAINLY not guilty.

I would propose to be allowed to HIT HER every day for the rest of my life, as punishment.


11 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:05 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Lazamataz

Executing her would be a waste of sorts, I suppose. But would you really want to mate with a black widow?


12 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:48 AM PDT by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

Just be careful not to go to bed with her until you’ve searched her first. Thoroughly.


13 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:51 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Mr. K

It’s unconstitutional to impose cruel and unusual punishment on the convicted.


14 posted on 05/09/2013 8:02:02 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: ZX12R
Executing her would be a waste of sorts,

Why? Why should the taxpayers get stuck with the bill for housing and feeding her for the next 50-60 years?

15 posted on 05/09/2013 8:02:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz

A bucket of Laz sarcasm in the morning.
Needs an MSDS data sheet and an OSHA rating for the unwary.


16 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Mr. K

I’m getting conjugal visits. Lol.


17 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:33 AM PDT by Wiggins
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But would you really want to mate with a black widow?

Let's find out.

18 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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“I would propose to be allowed to HIT HER every day for the rest of my life, as punishment.”

Given her track record, the “rest of [your] life” could be a pretty short sentence.


19 posted on 05/09/2013 8:04:11 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Lazamataz
Dude, I saw an interview with this girl last night.

Her elevator certainly doesn't go to the top floor.

A "No-last names, four-day-bender, max-out-the-credit-cards Vegas weekend" with her would be something that, when discussed in detail, would inspire awestruck silence among the other guys in the locker room for years to come.

Assuming that you lived.

20 posted on 05/09/2013 8:04:28 AM PDT by wbill
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