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Nick Nolte To Play Hillary Clinton In New Movie
Buzzfeed.com ^
| 7/30/2013
Posted on 07/30/2013 8:27:25 PM PDT by Beave Meister
Dixon Diaz, head writer at the popular Facebook page LIBTARDS, breaks the news that actor Nick Nolte has been tapped to play Hillary Clinton in the upcoming CNN-NBC feature length movie about the presumptive 2016 Democratic presidential candidate. Nolte’s “remarkable resemblance” to the former First Lady was cited by insiders as the reason.
(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016; clintoon; cnn; cnnnbc; democrats; dixondiaz; elections; facebook; hillary; hillary2016; hillaryclinton; humor; liberals; libtards; nbc; nicknolte
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George Michael turned the role down as too challenging...
To: Beave Meister
To: Beave Meister
Excellent Choice!
And may i suggest Steve Buscemi as Huma?
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:28:12 PM PDT
by
left that other site
(You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
To: Beave Meister
To: Beave Meister
Uncanny resemblance.
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:37:36 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Beave Meister
That’s the funniest headline I’ve read on this site since...well a while.
To: Beave Meister
Who plays Bill? Janet Napolitano?
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:39:25 PM PDT
by
Patrick1
(“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”)
To: Patrick1
I heard they are trying to get Sandra Bernhard to play Bill Clinton....but that’s just rumored.
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:44:12 PM PDT
by
Beave Meister
(Die Hard Cubs Fan.....if it takes forever.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Where is that picture of the Secy of State in the far East? Its a match!
To: Beave Meister
Bwahahaha! That’s a good one.
It’s funny, I was just reading today about how Nick Nolte was actually offered the role of Superman in the original Richard Donner film. Now that is a funny mental picture: young, shaggy blonde, moustachioed Nolte in the Supertights, smoking a cigarette while flying around in front of a greenscreen!
To: Beave Meister
Guess that Hulk Hogan was not available.
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:46:31 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Beave Meister
Helen Thomas, as Secretary of State
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:47:43 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: Beave Meister
Charlie Sheen To Play Anthony Weiner In New Movie
Michael Moore to play Roseanne Barr in New Movie
Alec Baldwin to play Pope Francis I in New Movie
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:52:16 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
To: left that other site
LOL! Can’t stop laughing!
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:56:08 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
(Qui pacem, praeparet bellum.)
To: Beave Meister
He can’t pull it off. He doesn’t have her cottage cheese thighs dripping with pig fat.
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:56:22 PM PDT
by
LouAvul
(In a state of disbelief as to how liberals destroyed America in a mere 40 years.)
To: Beave Meister; fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:56:38 PM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: Beave Meister
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posted on
07/30/2013 8:59:37 PM PDT
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onyx
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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!
"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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posted on
07/30/2013 9:00:20 PM PDT
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onyx
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To: fieldmarshaldj
Uncanny resemblance.
Except for the fact the Hillary favors solids over floral prints.
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posted on
07/30/2013 9:06:10 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There's no salvation in politics.)
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