Skip to comments.Slushie Machine Wonders What It Ever Did To Naked Woman Attacking It At Gas Station
Posted on 10/09/2013 8:27:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Youre a slushie machine. You sit at home at the convenience store of the gas station, churning out sweet frozen delight and depositing it in customers cups. Then along comes an unclothed someone who wants to beat you up and for what? What did you ever do to deserve such a beat down?
The aggrieved slushie machine in this instance was minding its own chilly business at a Shell station in Massachusetts when police say a woman took off all her clothing in a violent attack on the machine.
WWLP.coms 22News reports that cops had to use a taser and pepper to subdue the 26-year-old suspect while her two children were in the car in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
State Troopers called in police to help them out when they found the woman causing damage to the machine inside the store. According to authorities, she resisted their efforts and took off all her clothes while continuing to fight, kick and yell until she was placed under arrest.
As for any reason why a slushie machine would become the victim of such an outburst, a police representative says her behavior could indicate PCP use, because people under its effects can feel hot and agitated. And slushies are very cold, so maybe that makes sense?
Poor slushie machine. Keep churning, little guy.
It has not been conclusively proven that I have the power of suggesteration to anyone, ever.
And Darks, it IS your fault.
Almost sounds as if this story came out of East TN.
Give her a slushie.
Eventually there will be something that isn’t my fault...
Can’t fool us. If it’s weird, it will ALWAYS be your fault.
I thought naked women LIKED slushies. Maybe it’s all in the delivery.
Not everything weird is my fault.
UC Berkeley for example.
Nothing I could do to that place to increase weirdness.
Some of the time......
Only “some” of the time?
Next up, Facebook frauds are my fault?
My first though also was that it must be Florida, but the area around “Ho’yoke”, Massachusetts contains more than its fill of nutters, moonbats, and crazies. Let’s see: 26 year old Hispanic woman with two kids, naked and on PCP, baby daddy(ies) nowhere to be found... welcome to the Bay State!!
I lived in Massholechusetts for a year and a half, and that was a year and a half too long. Never again.
I was thinking Flori-duh.
We were referring to women.
I’m in my sixties; I can no longer even give away my ‘slushies.’
And, in my Old Age, I’ve become a soft serve kinda guy, anyway.
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