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'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'
Daily Mail ^
| 10 January 2014
| Claire Ellicott
Posted on 01/10/2014 5:32:28 PM PST by matt1234
Three lapdancers dressed in ‘miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts’ kidnapped a club boss, a court was told.
Curtis Woodman said he was outside his office when the women, their female manager and two men drove up in two BMWs.
Mr Woodman said they ‘surrounded him’ before bundling him into one of the cars and driving off.
The women claimed he owed them more than £20,000 for working at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival in March 2012.
It is alleged that Mr Woodman was kidnapped, robbed of £60 cash and his £4,650 Breitling watch, and assaulted during a two-hour ordeal.
--SNIP--
Mr Woodman told the court in the months afterwards he had received calls demanding the money from Charlotte Devaney, 34.
On the day of the alleged incident, he said he recognised Devaney and lapdancers Mandy Cool, 29, Stephanie Pye, 31, and Rachel Goodchild, 24, when they arrived at his workplace in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, at around 4pm.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; humor; napl; uk; weird
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To: matt1234
"...so was I ,*hiccup* and let, *hiccup* me tell ya"
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posted on
01/10/2014 6:12:39 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Doogle
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posted on
01/10/2014 6:14:37 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: matt1234
To: matt1234
One of those poor gals looks cold.
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posted on
01/10/2014 6:36:44 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
To: matt1234
You ain’t gonna believe this but....
25
posted on
01/10/2014 6:40:55 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(This is not just stupid, we're talking Democrat stupid here.)
To: N. Theknow
What is a pop-up nightclub?
26
posted on
01/10/2014 6:42:06 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: matt1234
This is movie making material.
27
posted on
01/10/2014 6:43:26 PM PST
by
RginTN
To: matt1234
If he complained he must be a queer!
28
posted on
01/10/2014 6:49:20 PM PST
by
dalereed
To: matt1234
This sounds like a story Laz would tell.
Not sure if I’d believe it, but he’d tell it.
29
posted on
01/10/2014 6:56:59 PM PST
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: cripplecreek
Dear Penthouse forum, My name is Mr. Woodman....
To: matt1234; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Looks like Woody found out the punchline to the joke about how you make a hormone.
31
posted on
01/10/2014 7:13:39 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: mkmensinger
>”This isn’t a crime. It’s my dream”<
You forgot “wet”.
Allow me to apologize in advance.
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posted on
01/10/2014 7:29:06 PM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Nobody owes you a living, so shut up and get back to work...)
To: matt1234
'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts'I HATE when that happens! Especially when it's every week. I have work to do!
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posted on
01/10/2014 7:39:02 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Still Thinking
34
posted on
01/10/2014 7:41:19 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: matt1234
How often has the same thing happened to me.
35
posted on
01/10/2014 7:56:10 PM PST
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: matt1234
It happened to me Wednesday at lunch. I just managed to escape today. It was kind of horrifying.
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posted on
01/10/2014 8:03:27 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Did the ancients know they were ancients? Or did they see themselves as presents?)
To: matt1234
'I was kidnapped by lapdancers wearing miniskirts, stilettos and Daisy Duke shorts' Miniskirts and Daisy Duke shorts, seems like they were a little overdressed to me............Just an innocent observation........
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posted on
01/10/2014 8:11:25 PM PST
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
To: N. Theknow
It is reported that the punishment will be stiff.
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posted on
01/10/2014 8:11:28 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: matt1234
A few of them are lo-mileage lap dancers....looking fairly decent
39
posted on
01/10/2014 8:13:52 PM PST
by
dennisw
(The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
To: matt1234
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