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SC Man: Sorry I Was Naked in Walmart, But I Accidentally Took Meth Instead of Ecstasy
CNS News ^ | April 23, 2014 | Matt Vespa

Posted on 04/26/2014 10:53:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

A South Carolina man is feeling remorseful after his unfortunate visit to his local Walmart in Tega Cay, where he showed up wearing nothing but black running shoes.

According to the Associated Press, the man, Kevin Hughes, took his naked stroll into Walmart's Health and Beauty section around midnight - and doesn't remember much from the trip.  Yes, AP says, drugs "may" have been a factor..  Hughes admits that he occasionally uses ecstasy, but accidentally took methamphetamine, which triggered the naked excursion to the retail chain:

(Excerpt) Read more at cnsnews.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ecstasy; methamphetamine; naked; opps; walmart
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To: Rodamala

Good one! LOL


41 posted on 04/26/2014 1:26:42 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Is he for Lindsey?


42 posted on 04/26/2014 2:08:06 PM PDT by Theodore R. (It was inevitable: Texans will always be for Cornball and George P.!)
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To: PJ-Comix

An easy mistake to make. Not everyone knows that you don’t wear black running shoes after Easter.


43 posted on 04/26/2014 2:09:43 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

I wuzn’t nekkit. I wuz wearin’ a wristwatch. Officer.


44 posted on 04/26/2014 2:13:48 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix
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So why is it that when Miley takes off her clothes and licks a hammer its music and art, and when I do it , it’s “Get out of Walmart you drunk!”

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45 posted on 04/26/2014 2:14:28 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Billthedrill

And where exactly was that watch fastened? No pix...an general outline of the situation will do ;)


46 posted on 04/26/2014 2:15:30 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart
I know whatcher implyin' but there's no way I could possibly cinch a wristwatch down to that little bitty a size

For my wrist, that is.

47 posted on 04/26/2014 2:18:03 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Reminds me of the circumcision thread a few weeks back. Someone asked what they did with the foreskin. I replied, honestly mind you, that the Astrodome needed a new roof.

Not sure why people didn’t buy that though...


48 posted on 04/26/2014 2:20:09 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: PJ-Comix
SC Man: Sorry I Was Naked in Walmart, But I Accidentally Took Meth Instead of Ecstasy

Well, as long as he had a good excuse...

49 posted on 04/26/2014 2:29:41 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: PJ-Comix

Old Toronto Ford would love this guy.


50 posted on 04/26/2014 2:37:06 PM PDT by SgtHooper (I lost my tag!)
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To: PJ-Comix
A South Carolina man is feeling remorseful after his unfortunate visit to his local Walmart in Tega Cay, where he showed up wearing nothing but black running shoes.

Perfectly acceptable. The best dressed switch to wearing white running shoes after Memorial Day.

51 posted on 04/26/2014 2:39:38 PM PDT by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Don Corleone
No party affiliation mentioned?

why is THAT necessary.........?

52 posted on 04/26/2014 2:43:03 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Was that Clown Prince in Walmart in South Carolina???? Enquiring minds want to know?


53 posted on 04/26/2014 2:49:01 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen
Was that Clown Prince in Walmart in South Carolina

Huh? Never heard of him......

54 posted on 04/26/2014 3:09:53 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Under Reagan spring always arrived on time.....)
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To: Bigg Red

A common sign of meth abuse is extreme tooth decay, a condition that has become known in the media as “meth mouth.” Users with “meth mouth” have blackened, stained, or rotting teeth, which often can’t be saved, even among young or short-term users. The exact causes of “meth mouth” are not fully understood. Various reports have attributed the decay to the corrosive effects of the chemicals found in the drug, such as anhydrous ammonia (found in fertilizers), red phosphorus (found on matchboxes) and lithium (found in batteries), which when smoked or snorted might erode the tooth’s protective enamel coating; however, it’s more likely that this degree of tooth decay is brought on by a combination of side effects from a meth high.


The above from pbs website.


55 posted on 04/26/2014 3:17:50 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Hot Tabasco

oops...Clown Prince nobama.


56 posted on 04/26/2014 4:08:17 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Yaelle

Thank you for the info. I did a search after my question, and that source also said that the exact mechanism is not completely understood.

Makes you wonder, huh? What is wrong with people?


57 posted on 04/26/2014 4:28:55 PM PDT by Bigg Red (1 Pt 1: As he who called you is holy, be holy yourselves in every aspect of your conduct.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is addiction. While it is obvious to the rest of the world this mans life is spinning out of control, his drug addled brain says, “Hey, it was just a little mistake, it could have happened to anybody”.


58 posted on 04/26/2014 4:37:53 PM PDT by bad company (There are no illegal guns, just undocumented firearms.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I Was Naked in Walmart Because I Accidentally Took Meth Instead of Ecstasy”

I hate when that happens.


59 posted on 04/26/2014 4:45:02 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Norm Lenhart

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60 posted on 04/26/2014 7:16:39 PM PDT by Veto! (OpInions freely dispensed as advice)
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