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How Americans Live Today, Survive By Eating Birds And Snow- (North Korean Newsreel: 4min)
americandigest ^ | May 1, 2014

Posted on 05/01/2014 2:29:29 PM PDT by virgil283

"A new release on North Korea Documentary Television, showing how Americans live and how many of them have to eat snow and birds to survive. ..... in modern day America. Huddled together, the poor, the cold, the lonely, and the homosexuals."

.....two friends with their dead buddies in body bags beside them;

(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: northkorea; satire; satirenotreal
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To: Veggie Todd

Jameis? Is that you?? The Publix on Mahan has been asking where you are... :-)


41 posted on 05/01/2014 3:52:30 PM PDT by PrairieDawg (This space for rent.)
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To: KC_Lion

I did have a ramen noodle with my balogna sandwich :)


42 posted on 05/01/2014 4:21:56 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: bkopto; KC_Lion

Bump

But we were still better off than them even in their propaganda


43 posted on 05/01/2014 4:23:11 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: humblegunner
At least the Norkies don't have to eat out of cardboard boxes, and (usually) their potatoes are bigger.

Wonder how many Norks died to make these lavish coats those bums are wearing, generously donated by Dear Leader?
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I won't mention that most of what the two in the picture is actually donated by taxpayers, but our Dear Leader needs to skim a buck off everything that is given out. Just like NK!

44 posted on 05/01/2014 4:44:30 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Drew68

“Eventually the regime will fall, borders will open and the North Koreans are going to be absolutely stupefied at the charade that’s been sold to them.”

I hope that happens HERE in a couple of years!


45 posted on 05/01/2014 4:47:33 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: virgil283

Bookmark


46 posted on 05/01/2014 4:49:06 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: virgil283

Wild hogs have become a problem so bacon has become a staple of the diet :).


47 posted on 05/01/2014 4:54:10 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: virgil283

We eat very well here in the Everglades.

Great Blue Heron Hash, Cormorant Casserole, and Pelican Pie are among my favorites, with Iced ibis for dessert.

Gator tail is also good for variety, along with Burmese python Burgers.

Of course, we don’t get much snow down here, so that is sadly lacking in our Crackah Cuisine.


48 posted on 05/01/2014 5:20:28 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: humblegunner

Those were some tasty bugs!


49 posted on 05/01/2014 5:34:53 PM PDT by TheMom (Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!)
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To: PGR88
The NORKS are probably jealous; “they have BIRDS to eat??!!”

During the Soviet days, the Communists played "The Grapes of Wrath" in their movie theaters to show Russians how bad Americans were suffering.

All the Russians in the audience were thinking was "In America, even the POOR have AUTOMOBILES ?!?"

50 posted on 05/01/2014 5:40:27 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: humblegunner
Spotted Owl sure is tasty fixed up like that. And you can make crawfishspotted owl bisque with any extras...

Spell checker insists that I should spell spotted owl as craYfish but we know better. Just awful darn hard to get up in this neck of the woods. Too many liberals ;-)

51 posted on 05/01/2014 5:49:36 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Drew68
"stupefied"

Some years ago I read a book by a Soviet defector who was a jet pilot in their air force. A few days after he had defected to American authorities, they took him around to show him what life was like in the U.S. At first he didn't believe his hosts. He thought everything (clothing stores, supermarkets stocked with food, lots of cars) was all a trick. It took him a while to realize how bad he'd been duped by the commies in his country about life in a capitalist country.

52 posted on 05/01/2014 5:59:43 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: driftless2
At first he didn't believe his hosts. He thought everything (clothing stores, supermarkets stocked with food, lots of cars) was all a trick.

What's funny is that Pyongyang is also the same "staged" city. It's the only place tourists are allowed to visit. It's their showcase. Nobody is starving. Everyone is fit and healthy. No bums or beggars. North Korean citizens themselves are not allowed to travel there. Norks are literally hand-selected (forced) to reside in Pyongyang (only the most beautiful --and high-ranking party members).

It's kinda like the capital city in the Hunger Games --except even Pyongyang is decades behind the West.

53 posted on 05/01/2014 6:16:31 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: humblegunner; virgil283

Couldn’t catch a bird and couldn’t find any snow so we ate some mud-bugs!


54 posted on 05/01/2014 6:20:05 PM PDT by Eaker (Dogs love to be hugged! Rescue and Hug One Today.)
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To: virgil283

The Norks are probably envious.


55 posted on 05/01/2014 6:20:34 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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