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High ‘high elf’ stabs Portland woman’s car with sword
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ^ | Sunday, May 18, 2014, 6:05 PM | Nicole Hensley

Posted on 05/25/2014 5:14:04 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass

A Glendale, Ore., man decked out for battle and allegedly high on LSD thought he was fighting the evil ‘Morgoth,’ but really, he was stabbing a woman’s car in a Portland, Ore., intersection.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: deranged; morgoth; nyc; sword; tolkien; whereelse
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To: skinkinthegrass

21 posted on 05/25/2014 6:28:14 PM PDT by Bobalu (What cannot be programmed cannot be physics)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Just... Wow. Though it’s too bad there’s no pics of the sword. :-)


22 posted on 05/25/2014 6:29:21 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: skinkinthegrass

A Illusionist cast a spell on him and he failed his saving throw.


23 posted on 05/25/2014 6:40:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Wrong fictional milieu.


24 posted on 05/25/2014 6:42:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
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To: Tax-chick

He shot all the centipedes and now he has a high score.


25 posted on 05/25/2014 6:43:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Tax-chick

He just bought Park Place, and now he can build houses on Park Place and Boardwalk.


26 posted on 05/25/2014 6:44:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Tax-chick

He put on his robe and wizard hat.


27 posted on 05/25/2014 6:44:54 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Guy musta been out of it to think he could stab Morgoth with a measly sword.


28 posted on 05/25/2014 6:45:46 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: Lazamataz

Confused yourself, didn’t you?

You left out, “All your base are belong to us!”


29 posted on 05/25/2014 6:50:56 PM PDT by Tax-chick (You say I'm insane ... I say you're afraid.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“WT F-— is that?
Seriously, WT f-— is that?”

A ‘John Dies at the End’ reference.


30 posted on 05/25/2014 6:59:34 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Lazamataz

LMAO, well played.


31 posted on 05/25/2014 7:21:57 PM PDT by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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To: dynachrome

That’s the nightmare monster from The Fisher King.


32 posted on 05/25/2014 7:29:56 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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To: Lazamataz

I hate when that happens


33 posted on 05/25/2014 7:35:19 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Cool. I’ll have to watch it some day. Terry Gilliam can be out there.


34 posted on 05/25/2014 7:36:45 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome
fisher king knight
35 posted on 05/25/2014 7:37:52 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government." --Tacitus)
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To: skinkinthegrass

I thought “too much Red Bull”. My daughter, “bath salts”.


36 posted on 05/25/2014 7:43:20 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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To: skinkinthegrass

I didn’t know that Patrick Kennedy was visiting Oregon.


37 posted on 05/25/2014 7:46:04 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (I don't want to feel "safe." I want to feel FREE!)
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To: Tax-chick
Tolkien's fictional spiritual world is a complicated mélange of Christian and Germanic-pagan.

With a dash of Kalevela, according to something I stumbled across in a Wikipedia wander he other day.

38 posted on 05/25/2014 7:51:16 PM PDT by Lee N. Field ("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
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To: skinkinthegrass; a fool in paradise

More proof that cars are evil or that drugs are bad


39 posted on 05/25/2014 7:52:40 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: 2harddrive

No jail?

There was already a trial and sentence?


40 posted on 05/25/2014 7:54:29 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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