Posted on 07/22/2014 5:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Blames overweight wife for refusing to compromise
A 40-year-old Yemeni citizen, identified as Yassin, divorced his wife because of her snorting, the ‘Al Rai’ newspaper has reported.
The husband said that his wife used to eat many nuts and chocolates till she now weighs more than 80kg, up from her original 50kg, the paper reported.
He added that she refused to undergo any diet or weight- loss programme.
However, the final straw for the man was her snoring at night, which he attributed to her weight.
The report quotes the man as saying: “We have three children, but she does not care about that.
"I tried to persuade her to get treatment for snoring, but she has refused.”
Husband blames smartphone for domestic abuse
Kuwait City - A Kuwaiti wife was a victim of home violence when her husband assaulted her after she refused to give him her mobile phone to check who she had called.
According to a report in ‘Al Rai’ newspaper, the husband entered the house and found his wife talking on the phone.
Furious, the husband asked for the phone and when she refused, he lost control and beat his wife till she bled.
The wife went to the Al Jahra’a police station and filed a case against her husband.
The husband in his police statement, alleged that smart phones have become the scourge of men because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones.
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because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones.
Set phone to vibrate...
Snorting or snoring? I makes a difference, you know.
Back when I was a kid my mom and dad were waking each other up for snoring. This went on for about a week. Finally one night dad said Roll Over you’re snoring. Mom said I have you know I’m wide awake. Then they found the guilty one. It was in the summer and their window was open. Dad had built our Lab a dog house and put a tin roof on it. She could rattle the walls LOL.
Impossible. No woman has ever snored. Ever.
110 to 176 lbs. She done blew up.
The question is “what was she snorting”?
Women talking on the phone for hours and hours and hours and hours: UNTHINKABLE!!!
I never talked on the phone to my girlfriends for longer than five minutes!! If you believe THAT then I have a piece of real estate in Florida for ya.
The first job I got, at 16 years old, was to buy my own princess telephone. I LOVED it!! My own telephone number!
I also bought weekend and holiday season tickets to the Giants.
My parents couldn't afford those luxuries for me, so I WORKED for them. SOME parents require that working children/students put half of their earnings into a college fund and THEN give parents 1/4 of their earnings. So the working kids ended up working for only 1/4 of their wages.
I was allowed to keep it all for me. I didn't realize how NICE my parents were.
HAHAHA! WONderful story. HAS to be true because NO ONE could make that up!
Thanks for sharing.
After I was out of school I paid my mother weekly rent...never realizing she simply put it aside for the day I would leave and then gave it to me! She wanted me to understand that i was an adult now and was responsible for putting a roof over my head...either there or wherever it was going to cost me.
Oh a Mother’s Love...there are no bounds to it!
...”Alleged that smart phones have become the scourge of men because women spend most of their time talking or playing with phones”....
Might be because they’re home bound and lonely...or better still...she’s just not into him! LOL
Yea I’d take her to the lake & camp with me when school was out for the summer. She snored there too LOL.
I was sending my wife some flowers and couldn’t come up with something lovey dovey. Thought for a bit and wrote this:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I snore loud,
But so do you.
We’re still happily married.
Nor farted
You are so bad. That’s just wrong.
then i’m not married to a woman, then.
surprised she didn’t try to counter-divorce for him mentioning her before and now, weights.
I was lying in bed and I heard what sounded like my Harley. Thinking that that somebody was trying to steal my bike, I hastily dressed and ran downstairs to the parking lot. There was the Harley, serenely sitting under its cover...no thief in sight.
I went back inside, undressed, and went back to bed. Then I heard it again. Vroom Vroom Vrooom. I dressed again, grabbed my weapon and ventured outside to find the Harley untouched and alone.
Undressed, and back in bed, I heard it again. Vroom Vroom Vroom, Vroom Vroom Vroom.
Suddenly I realized what it was. The bedroom of the adjoining apartment abuts mine. I took a shoe and whacked it against the wall.
The snoring stopped.
There is obviously some other explanation. My favorite, after recording the alleged snoring, was “you got that sound off of the internet or something!”
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