Posted on 07/24/2021 10:32:47 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WEST TEXAS—Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please "pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse" as no one really wants it around or knows what to do with it. If you know who ordered a giant metal gumdrop with 4 dudes in it, please call Amazon immediately.
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Outer space apparently didn’t want Bezos, either.
DANG!
unfortunately the aliens selected the wrong return reason and need to pay return shipping.
LOL
Did you see that blonde on the Virgin flight floating around with her mouth WIDE open ,LOL
Rocket shape
Bezos and his engineers stated the Blue Origin was carefully designed in the off chance it might be used in future flights to penetrate Uranus.
They should just leave it where it landed—it would be stolen in 10 minutes anyway.
>> they’re #ing with us...
LOL
****Bezos and his engineers stated the Blue Origin was carefully designed in the off chance it might be used in future flights to penetrate Uranus.****
http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/funny.wav
The Blue Origin, a.k.a. The Giant Schlong Dong.
Sadly the craft is an illusiatory device. A glorified backyard Estes rocket of some rich guy. Couldnt even determine where it was gonna slowly crash back to earth.
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