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White House Sends Out Christmas Cards With Heartfelt Message, 'You Will Get Sick And Die This Winter'
The Babylon Bee ^
| December 17, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/20/2021 10:46:54 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—Americans opening their mailboxes were greeted with a wonderful holiday surprise, as the White House had mailed them Christmas cards with the heartwarming message, “You will get sick and die this winter.”
The Christmas cards are part of the Biden Administration’s recent uplifting Christmas messaging campaign, which kicked off when Biden announced with jovial flair, “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death.”
The hope-filled greeting cards were packaged in a beautiful, glittering gift basket alongside a vaccine-filled syringe and a pack of abortion pills, all nestled in a bed of now-worthless shredded dollar bills.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; christmas; christmascards; covid19; darkwinter; presidentwalter; satire; seasonsgreetings; whitehouse
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime! *gag*
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Biden's Christmas cards with the heartwarming message, “You will get sick and die this winter.”
Message back to Biden: "Wishing the same to you and yours this Christmas!"
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just the title alone made me lol!
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posted on
12/20/2021 10:52:28 AM PST
by
LibertyWoman
(Guard with jealous attention the public Liberty. Patrick Henry)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Let them die and decrease the surplus population is the WH approach to good will toward Men.
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posted on
12/20/2021 10:55:13 AM PST
by
combat_boots
(Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust! W)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WOW what a guy..Yep, this is the buffoon that was supposed to “Bring America together” yeah he’s bringing America together alright, anyone with an IQ over 5 cant stand his child molesting a@@
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:02:35 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS FROM AIR FORCE 1..BEING RENAMED AIR FORCE NUMBER 2 FOR ME…POOPY PANTS
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:03:44 AM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
May your long dark winter be solitary and merry!!
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:08:51 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:10:39 AM PST
by
C210N
(Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I know I’m gonna get sick and die, too! That’s why I’m maxing out all Mr K’s (not the one on this forum) credit accounts!
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:14:45 AM PST
by
Scarlett156
(Don't take it personally. I just get bored really easily. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Have to keep checking where stories come from, got fooled again. Drat dat bee.
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:16:34 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( I make airplanes fly, what's your super power?)
To: MtnClimber
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:18:09 AM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:28:44 AM PST
by
Trillian
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The vaccine, however, had been at room temperature for days, thereby rendering it useless, but with a darling note saying, “jab yourself with it anyway. It is the blood and body of our lard Anthony Fauci.
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:31:47 AM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(Buck Foe Jiden!)
To: Trillian
Bernie Sanders and the DNC plan worked after all.
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posted on
12/20/2021 11:59:25 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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