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State Of California Rejects 100% Of Biology Textbooks For Stating There Are Only Two Genders
Babylon Bee ^ | Apr 18, 2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 04/19/2022 9:07:16 AM PDT by dayglored

SACRAMENTO, CA—The California Department of Education has rejected 100% of biology textbooks from the state's public school curriculum because they perpetuate outdated backward ideas that there are only two genders, said Governor Gavin Newsom on Monday.

"Children are the future," said Gov Newsom in a statement to the press. "It is inappropriate that we share these stone-age scientific ideas from radicalized scientists. Everyone knows there are an infinite number of genders. The science is settled."

Orders of biology textbooks for grades 7-12 have been canceled. Joining them is a ban on all textbooks for grades 1-6. These books feature numerous subjects ranging from social studies to Math but they also have bigoted mentions of male and female genders which education officials have been allegedly traumatized by.

"In the next school year, our grade-schoolers will move away from conventional textbooks in favor of printouts of legislature-approved Twitter threads. It'll save us a lot of money in the long run."

Gov Newsom then came out as a dumpster bear in solidarity with non-normative trans persons of color.

"I am one of you," he said while putting on a greasy bear head.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; florida; gavinnewsom; genderdysphoria; homosexualagenda; humor; rondesantis; satire
IT'S THE BEE!! LAUGH!!

At least, I THINK it's the Bee, some days you can't tell...

1 posted on 04/19/2022 9:07:16 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

Bee still my laughing heart!


2 posted on 04/19/2022 9:09:18 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: dayglored

I think JimRob intentionally designed FR so you have to read the headline prior to the article source, just to get you going ...


3 posted on 04/19/2022 9:10:48 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: ConservativeInPA

Yeah, I don’t flag the headline, but I try to make it obvious that it’s satire in the headers and initial comment. But some folks get caught anyway, LOL.


4 posted on 04/19/2022 9:13:02 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: dayglored

Getting caught is half the fun!


5 posted on 04/19/2022 9:16:25 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: dayglored

I kind of like getting ‘caught’. It keeps me honest. Satire is best served without warning.


6 posted on 04/19/2022 9:20:43 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: dayglored

Thank God this is satire (for now...).


7 posted on 04/19/2022 9:21:50 AM PDT by The One Running the Simulation (Putin screwed the pooch, royal.)
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These kind of articles play off of peoples misunderstanding of gender versus sex. Sex is what kind of junk you have. Gender is what kind of objects you like to jam into holes.


8 posted on 04/19/2022 9:28:36 AM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: dayglored

This is way too close to being true. Don’t give California any ideas.


9 posted on 04/19/2022 9:33:29 AM PDT by RichT398
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To: dayglored

Indeed California is room 101 1984.


10 posted on 04/19/2022 9:38:53 AM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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To: dsrtsage
Gender is what kind of objects you like to jam into holes.

Actually, that's sexual preference, not gender. A working definition of "gender", as the left uses that term, is "the characteristics of women, men, girls and boys that are socially constructed. This includes norms, behaviours and roles associated with being a woman, man, girl or boy."

In short, sexual stereotypes. And that's exactly why the team trannies and the "TERFs" (trans-exclusionary radical feminists) are at war.

A core part of early feminism was destroying sexual stereotypes in terms of behavior, dress, interests, etc.. So to one of those feminists, you can still be a woman and dress, act, etc., however you wish. Including in ways that were traditionally considered "masculine.". All those butch lesbians, for example.

The trannies want to stand all that on its head, and basically say that the socially-created stereotypes themselves define whether you are a man or woman. So, those two groups really don't get along. And in this particular instance, I think the radical feminists have it right, and the trannies are wrong.

11 posted on 04/19/2022 9:39:33 AM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: dsrtsage

Gender is a grammatical category. It governs the use of nouns and pronouns in language. There are three genders, at least in English. Why is this so hard for people to understand?


12 posted on 04/19/2022 9:47:44 AM PDT by Romulus
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To: The One Running the Simulation

Who pioneered the idea that the California Dept. of Education is so named?


13 posted on 04/19/2022 9:53:56 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: dayglored

A sick state run by misfits and others with bad intentions.


14 posted on 04/19/2022 9:56:56 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: dayglored

Didn’t they burn those textbooks?


15 posted on 04/19/2022 10:23:44 AM PDT by Savage Beast (Saints are sinners who never gave up. --Saint Teresa of Avila)
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To: dayglored

Well, there are hermaphrodites.


16 posted on 04/19/2022 11:02:14 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: dayglored

bookmark


17 posted on 04/19/2022 12:11:22 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Super cool you can change your tag line EVERYTIME you post!! :D. (Small things make me happy))
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To: dayglored
The textbooks are wrong if they are worded that way. There are three genders while there are only two sexes. Gender is not sex. Sex is determined by genes. Gender is determined by rules and usage of languages of which English is almost genderless. Spanish has genders. German is hypergendered. Spanish and German people have the normal number of two sexes as do English speaking people.
18 posted on 04/19/2022 12:24:14 PM PDT by arthurus (covfefe ll-2)
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To: dayglored

I had already read the title elsewhere. Not sure where, but I laughed.


19 posted on 04/19/2022 9:43:57 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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