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Bush Fails to Wear Hair Net While Serving Food in Baghdad
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Posted on 12/03/2003 9:04:50 AM PST by Sir Gawain
Bush Fails to Wear Hair Net While Serving Food in Baghdad
BAGHDAD A growing controversy grew as the soldiers from the First Armored Division and the 82nd Airborne came down from the high they experienced during President Bush's surprise visit to Baghdad.
It emerged that President Bush had not worn a hair net while he served food to the troops. Army regulations require that army food servers were a hair net. As a result, there was serious fall out from the breach of protocol, namely his hair falling into the food.
"I found a hair in my dinner," said one soldier. "It was gray, just like the President's. It was disgusting."
"I found one too," said a female soldier. "It put me off my meal, which I was looking forward to."
"By not wearing a hair net, he spoiled Thanksgiving dinner," said a third soldier. "It would have been better if he hadn't come at all, and if Paul Bremer had read his message instead."
One food server at the dinner expressed his feelings about the incident. "He undermined our professionalism as food servers," he said. "Every day for thirteen months we've been here, doing our job, serving up food and taking fire from the real soldiers. But we've been wearing our hair nets. By coming here and interrupting his own Thanksgiving, which he could have had in Crawford, he disrespected us."
The Democratic candidates for President were reluctant to criticize the President for his trip, until they heard about the hair net incident.
"He's the Commander in Chief and yet he broke army rules, "said Howard Dean. "He should be impeached."
"I wish I'd said that," said John Kerry.
"I've commanded troops in mess halls," said Wesley Clark. "My hair doesn't fall out as much as the President's. I'm the only one who can go follicle to follicle with the President." |
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: barfalert; humor; jokes; parody; satire; thanksgivingvisit
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To: Sir Gawain
BWAHAHAHAHA!
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:06:47 AM PST
by
FreedomPoster
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To: Sir Gawain
No latex gloves either.
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:07:52 AM PST
by
CaptainK
To: Sir Gawain
Its a JOKE!
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:08:07 AM PST
by
Bringbackthedraft
(Hillary 2004 Its in the works for sure, just watch! Its thebest they can do.)
To: Sir Gawain
< chuckle >
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:08:31 AM PST
by
kimmie7
(PUSH = Pray Until Something Happens!)
To: Sir Gawain
Hilarious.
To: Sir Gawain
"He's the Commander in Chief and yet he broke army rules, "said Howard Dean. "He should be impeached." Hey, Coward Dean knows all about life in the miltary. We need to listen to him.
ROTF. Good post.
To: Sir Gawain
ROFLMAO!!!
(this is fake, right? Never can tell these days. ;-)
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:11:19 AM PST
by
StriperSniper
(The "mainstream" media is a left bank oxbow lake.)
To: Sir Gawain
As long as he didn't serve green onions from Mexico...........
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:11:35 AM PST
by
gdani
To: Sir Gawain
The Democratic candidates for President were reluctant to criticize the President for his trip, until they heard about the hair net incident. Oh no. Not Hairgate. We're doomed! Doomed, I tell ya!
To: Sir Gawain
At least 43 has a fine head of his own hair. Which is more than I can say for certain other politicians...
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:12:18 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: Sir Gawain
Hitlary forgat to wear a mask when she scammed the troops and country by showing up where she wasn't wanted.
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:14:09 AM PST
by
boomop1
To: Sir Gawain; Timesink; Liz; Grampa Dave
NYT: "No hairnet? THAT'S JUST NOT KOSHER."
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:16:22 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
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To: boomop1
Hitlary forgat to wear a mask when she scammed the troops and country by showing up where she wasn't wanted.I thought that she NEVER takes her mask off. That cannot be a real face..... YUCK!!!!!!
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:17:53 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter are living proof that not all blondes are dumb.)
To: Sir Gawain
How about equal treatment here?
Did Hillary have hairnets on her arms?
To: Sir Gawain
President's APPROVAL RATING NOSEDIVES after News....
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:21:47 AM PST
by
missnry
To: Sir Gawain
Had me going there for a minute. It's so believable. It's something the DemocRATS WOULD jump on if a soldier had complained like that.
To: Sir Gawain
Gen Clark is still in conference with Madonna as to how he should respond to this matter.
John Kerry submits that as a Veteran of the Viet Nam Conflict, "I would never subject those under my command to such enviromental hazards."
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:24:34 AM PST
by
Khurkris
(Ranger On...The Big Ranger in the Sky is there for You)
To: Sir Gawain
And Hillary didn't wear a face-mask.
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:25:57 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: missnry
The idiots on dem. underground would take this satire and run with it. They finally caught and banned me but wish someone would post it there.
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posted on
12/03/2003 9:26:55 AM PST
by
dwilli
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