Bush Fails to Wear Hair Net While Serving Food in Baghdad

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[Sir Gawain]

Bush Fails to Wear Hair Net While Serving Food in Baghdad

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BAGHDAD — A growing controversy grew as the soldiers from the First Armored Division and the 82nd Airborne came down from the high they experienced during President Bush's surprise visit to Baghdad.

It emerged that President Bush had not worn a hair net while he served food to the troops. Army regulations require that army food servers were a hair net. As a result, there was serious fall out from the breach of protocol, namely his hair falling into the food.

"I found a hair in my dinner," said one soldier. "It was gray, just like the President's. It was disgusting."

"I found one too," said a female soldier. "It put me off my meal, which I was looking forward to."

"By not wearing a hair net, he spoiled Thanksgiving dinner," said a third soldier. "It would have been better if he hadn't come at all, and if Paul Bremer had read his message instead."

One food server at the dinner expressed his feelings about the incident. "He undermined our professionalism as food servers," he said. "Every day for thirteen months we've been here, doing our job, serving up food and taking fire from the real soldiers. But we've been wearing our hair nets. By coming here and interrupting his own Thanksgiving, which he could have had in Crawford, he disrespected us."

The Democratic candidates for President were reluctant to criticize the President for his trip, until they heard about the hair net incident.

"He's the Commander in Chief and yet he broke army rules, "said Howard Dean. "He should be impeached."

"I wish I'd said that," said John Kerry.

"I've commanded troops in mess halls," said Wesley Clark. "My hair doesn't fall out as much as the President's. I'm the only one who can go follicle to follicle with the President."

[FreedomPoster]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

[CaptainK]

No latex gloves either.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Its a JOKE!

[kimmie7]

< chuckle >

[I'm ALL Right!]

Hilarious.

[concerned about politics]

"He's the Commander in Chief and yet he broke army rules, "said Howard Dean. "He should be impeached."

Hey, Coward Dean knows all about life in the miltary. We need to listen to him.

ROTF. Good post.

[StriperSniper]

ROFLMAO!!!

(this is fake, right? Never can tell these days. ;-)

[gdani]

As long as he didn't serve green onions from Mexico...........

[concerned about politics]

The Democratic candidates for President were reluctant to criticize the President for his trip, until they heard about the hair net incident.

Oh no. Not Hairgate. We're doomed! Doomed, I tell ya!

[mewzilla]

At least 43 has a fine head of his own hair. Which is more than I can say for certain other politicians...

[boomop1]

Hitlary forgat to wear a mask when she scammed the troops and country by showing up where she wasn't wanted.

[martin_fierro]

NYT: "No hairnet? THAT'S JUST NOT KOSHER."

[Arrowhead1952]

Hitlary forgat to wear a mask when she scammed the troops and country by showing up where she wasn't wanted.

I thought that she NEVER takes her mask off. That cannot be a real face..... YUCK!!!!!!

[11th Earl of Mar]

How about equal treatment here?

Did Hillary have hairnets on her arms?

[missnry]

President's APPROVAL RATING NOSEDIVES after News....

[gooleyman]

Had me going there for a minute. It's so believable. It's something the DemocRATS WOULD jump on if a soldier had complained like that.

[Khurkris]

Gen Clark is still in conference with Madonna as to how he should respond to this matter.

John Kerry submits that as a Veteran of the Viet Nam Conflict, "I would never subject those under my command to such enviromental hazards."

[theDentist]

And Hillary didn't wear a face-mask.

[dwilli]

The idiots on dem. underground would take this satire and run with it. They finally caught and banned me but wish someone would post it there.