Need some help for a bake sale

[Raymann]

The Univ. of Rochester's College Republicans, of which I'm a member, have decided to hold an affirmative action bake sale in a few weeks. Now I support this, even more so because I'm black but what I don't want is for this to turn ugly. My usual way for dealing with confrontations with crazed liberals is to get up in their face but I'm doing the protesting this time so thats not an option unless they force it. Also, as the only Black Republican there, I'm going to get most of the attention. I can hold my own for any arguments but thats not going to matter for some people. So what can I do? Your suggestions would be appreciated.

[spunkets]

Watch a Clint Eastwood movie. Notice how he keeps a straight face, or just squints a bit at the really dumb folks he meets. That's, because he doesn't let them determine his emotions that would screw up his concentration. Focus on what they say and counter effectively. Remember you are doing this to enlighten the nitwits.

Make a price catagory for the folks that failed to get in line when God was handing out the brains. When you encounter an intractable specimen let them know you cared enough about them to include them also, and point to the appropriate pile of cookies.(the lowest price) You can also offer to chew the cookies for them if they can't do that and squawk at the same time.

[Drammach]

Offer large quantities of Salt Water Taffy to all comers.. FREE..

Their mouths will be so gummed up they won't be able to say anything but "MMMMMFFFFFF!!!"..

Smile, and say " Thank You for Supporting Our Cause.."..

[Andy from Beaverton]

Never raise your voice. Just reply calmly or don't reply at all. You must always smile too.

Don't forget to have a sign with the breakdown of discounts for minorities. You can't give special discounts to minorities not listed and if someone is more than one minority, give them both discounts. Offer it free to Islamic terrorist since they are the most oppressed group right now.

Make sure you repost again before you actually do this. Maybe we can get you some press and go over your signs and press pieces?

I'm excited!!! Wish I could be there!

[paul51]

My usual way for dealing with confrontations with crazed liberals is to get up in their face

Well, I guess you can expect to get what you give. If I were to get in someones face, I would expect the same reaction someone will get if they do that to me. It wouldn't be pretty.

[GeronL]

are you guys kidding??

anti-affirmative action bake sales are all the rage

[GeronL]

Maybe they can have an affirmative action bungee cord jump from 50 feet... whites are given the 60 foot cords...

[GeronL]

chocolate chip!!!

[MissAmericanPie]

I hope you let us know how it went. You are on the side of truth, and truth is a funny thing, all you have to do is tell it and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. Let the detractors lose it while you stay above it all, only answering questions that are put to you calmly.

[Auntie Mame]

My suggestion would be to have fun with it and keep smiling.

I'm excited for you, it should be a very interesting experience.

; - )

[EGPWS]

Talk to "Dan" his bake sale went well.

If you can't reach Dan, talk to Rush for Rush was an integral part of Dan's bake sale success. ; )

[lowbridge]

Be sure to have video camera with you to have the event recorded, or have your fellow organizers bring one if you can't get your hands on one. You'll need it in case any lefties decide to get violent. (the video camera just muight serve as a deterrent to violence, as the lefties do not like having their violence evidenced on tape.) It's an irritation to hear about yet another example of leftists committing violence to shut people up, and the victims later saying "Damn, we should have had a VIDEO CAMERA."

[Texaggie79]

ping

[Aracelis]

a pro affirmative action bake sale held by RINO students.

You're not up on the latest news. These are NOT RINOs, this is a grassroots effort by College Republicans on many campuses to demonstrate how unfair affirmative action is.

A hotly debated issue here in Colorado, as CU-Boulder officials have vowed to shut down the bake sale being hosted by their College Republicans. College Republicans were going to court to get an injunction against the University.

A local news station had the president of CU-Boulder College Republicans on the radio last night. Liberal students called in to protest, but their hypocrisy was evident to all but themselves:

"It just feels like it should be illegal!"

"Affirmative Action is good racism!"

On and on it went. The host very effectively countered them on each point.

[Stallone]

Just tell them you want to he'p the poor people buy cookies.

[piasa]

A roll of quarters packed in a muffin works well for me.

;-D

[sauropod]

Suggest you consult with some resident experts here.

[WhiteGuy]

So what can I do?.....................................................


............Toga Party !

[sauropod]

You will be called a "race traitor."

You will be called an "Oreo."

You will be called a "Uncle Tom."

You will be called a "racist."

You will be called a "Clarence Thomas."

You will be told that "you must be ashamed of your blackness."

Gird yourself. It's coming.

[cyborg]

College is for studying and getting good grades.

[Tijeras_Slim]

College is for studying and getting good grades.

Boy am I glad I went in the 70's.... Kids today!