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Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip
FCCSN | 2-15-04 | Engine82

Posted on 02/15/2004 7:13:20 PM PST by Engine82

Kerry accuses Bush of wrecking Michael Waltrip Source: FCCSN

A statement issued from the John Kerry for President campaign accused President Bush of creating a dangerous atmosphere at todays Daytona 500. A spokesman for the campaign stated "In an effort to grab the spotlight and detract from the greatest polluting....uh....I mean greatest sporting event ever, president bush created a distraction which caused the spectacular wreck of Michael Waltrip. America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox.... uh .... I mean faces the challenges in America today such as NASCAR being such an environmental danger .... uh ....I mean wonderful sport. Senator Kerry loves NASCAR and would love to greet the fans and shut down those southern hillibillies.... uh .... I mean give the command Gentelmen, search the pickup trucks in the parking lot for firearms.... uh .... turn the key ....uh....call the auto club ....uh.... oh what ever it is they say to start a race."

The campaign is waiting for NASCAR to call with an invation for Senator Kerry to visit a NASCAR race.

[IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg]


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; daytona500; gwb2004; satire

1 posted on 02/15/2004 7:13:21 PM PST by Engine82
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To: Engine82
Can someone help me with my link for the picture.
2 posted on 02/15/2004 7:14:22 PM PST by Engine82
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To: Engine82

3 posted on 02/15/2004 7:16:34 PM PST by The Mayor ("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
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To: Engine82
Sure didnt take the bugs much time to crawl out from under their rock.
Gimme a J effing K break.
4 posted on 02/15/2004 7:17:25 PM PST by 76834
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To: Engine82
LOL!

I can't help with the pic.

5 posted on 02/15/2004 7:17:50 PM PST by Cold Heat ("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
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To: Engine82
<IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg>
6 posted on 02/15/2004 7:17:57 PM PST by Engine82
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To: 76834
Do you REALLY believe this is a serious post??

It's a JOKE!
7 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:01 PM PST by Jackson Brown
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To: Engine82

8 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:08 PM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: Engine82
just add " afterjpg
9 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:22 PM PST by The Mayor ("If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."- Nikka - age 6)
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To: Engine82
What america does'nt need is a man who injects poison into his face to feel pretty.
10 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:25 PM PST by cripplecreek (you win wars by making the other dumb SOB die for his country)
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To: Engine82; agitator; Scutter
ping and bump and can you all help him?
11 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:26 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
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To: Engine82

12 posted on 02/15/2004 7:19:29 PM PST by Overtaxed
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To: The Mayor
Hahahahaha!!!!! This looks like it's safer than photoshopping kerry/fonda pix from 1972!!!! COOL!!
13 posted on 02/15/2004 7:20:00 PM PST by soozla (BUSH/CHENEY 2004**Send John "Effin'" Kerry back to Easter Island!!!!!)
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To: Jackson Brown
Can't really blame him, it sounds so,so, democrat.
14 posted on 02/15/2004 7:20:31 PM PST by Cold Heat ("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
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To: Overtaxed
Got it
15 posted on 02/15/2004 7:21:11 PM PST by Engine82
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To: Engine82
God, Guns and Gays.

Three issues Democrat candidates can not hide or escape.
16 posted on 02/15/2004 7:21:48 PM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: Engine82
Give Hanoi John an enema, and I assure you that what is left will fit into a matchbox. He is that full of "it".
17 posted on 02/15/2004 7:22:14 PM PST by Howie66 ("America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people.")
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To: Jackson Brown
Dont worry some democrat will surely suggest it. When they do be sure to remind them that planes routiely take off during the race without consequences.
18 posted on 02/15/2004 7:23:27 PM PST by cripplecreek (you win wars by making the other dumb SOB die for his country)
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To: Overtaxed
http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg

just trying something, never mind me! lol

Ha I got the hyper link right! Now to learn to actually paste a pic!
19 posted on 02/15/2004 7:23:35 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
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To: Engine82
Just tell J EFEN K it is required to give the command at the start/finish line, and then he must give every driver a "high five" during the pace lap. Trust me this boy will never know the difference.
20 posted on 02/15/2004 7:24:26 PM PST by TazforPrez
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To: Jackson Brown
Do you REALLY believe this is a serious post??

Got me,
I thought it was series. Aint a damm thing the rats would do that would surprise me
21 posted on 02/15/2004 7:25:39 PM PST by 76834
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To: Engine82
this...is...a...joke, right? Tell me it's a joke, please.
22 posted on 02/15/2004 7:27:05 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: countrydummy; All
http://www.glennbeck.com/election04/howarddean.htm

You have to see this.....bare with it it ends funny!
23 posted on 02/15/2004 7:27:16 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
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To: countrydummy
< IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg" >

...only leave out the spaces after the < and before >
24 posted on 02/15/2004 7:28:05 PM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Oh Thank you very much! Now what does this mean exactly? only leave out the spaces after the < and before >
25 posted on 02/15/2004 7:32:24 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
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To: soozla
That pic is not photo-shopped... Air Force One just happened to be parked there, in the VIP spaces, about 500 of them... /sarcasm
26 posted on 02/15/2004 7:33:20 PM PST by GeronL (www.ArmorforCongress.com ............... Support a FReeper for Congress)
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To: Overtaxed
< IMG SRC="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg" >
27 posted on 02/15/2004 7:33:57 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com/ You will love the chat room!)
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To: countrydummy
http://chat.agitator.dynip.com
28 posted on 02/15/2004 7:35:50 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com)
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To: Engine82
Does this stupid b@st@rd have anything to say about HIS politics, HIS solutions, etc., etc.??

Does he really think most Americans are dumb as mainstream Democrats??
29 posted on 02/15/2004 7:36:03 PM PST by ZULU (GOD BLESS SENATOR JOE MCCARTHY!!!)
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To: countrydummy
Hehehe...In that example I put a space between the "<" and IMG and a space between jpg" and ">". Type the text without those extra spaces.
30 posted on 02/15/2004 7:44:40 PM PST by Overtaxed
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To: ZULU
I guess so! LOL!

It is satire, a joke, political humor, not really true............

31 posted on 02/15/2004 7:45:07 PM PST by Cold Heat ("It is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other." [Samuel Clemens, on lawyers])
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To: Engine82
Here's my question: did any of you who thought that this was serious actually READ the whole post?
32 posted on 02/15/2004 7:46:52 PM PST by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)
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To: Sofa King
I thought everyone would realize it was satire. Sadly it would not susprise me for such a statement to happen.
33 posted on 02/15/2004 7:51:58 PM PST by Engine82
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To: Overtaxed
Here's something I lucked up on. To make an exact example (don't worry about closing spaces) use the "xmp" and "/xmp"string inside the brackets. Should have the exact link ready to copy and paste:

<img src="http://www.mcguff.long4net.com/PICS/Bush/DaytonaAirforceOne.jpg">

34 posted on 02/15/2004 7:52:49 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Gut and raze the NEA! )
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To: Engine82
The only reason people go to this event is to see the polution. Thought everyone knew that. hic hic
35 posted on 02/15/2004 7:53:01 PM PST by Waco
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To: JoJo Gunn
OK...thanks! I wondered how people did that. :)
36 posted on 02/15/2004 7:56:21 PM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
I did too, and for the life of me I can't tell you where I found that trick.
37 posted on 02/15/2004 7:58:01 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Gut and raze the NEA! )
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To: 76834
Yep, I'm afraid truth is going to be stranger than fiction this election season.
38 posted on 02/15/2004 8:02:03 PM PST by hobson
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To: 76834
I thought it was series. Aint a damm thing the rats would do that would surprise me.

Would ANY democrat, ESPECIALLY Kerry, say this (from the so called article that started this thread):

""America does not need a president who attempts to grab the spotlight in such a manner. America needs a man who uses bottox....""

Suggestion: read slowly before posting.
39 posted on 02/15/2004 8:14:36 PM PST by Jackson Brown
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To: Overtaxed
Ok Roger that over and out! lol
40 posted on 02/15/2004 8:16:37 PM PST by countrydummy (http://chat.agitator.dynip.com)
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To: Jackson Brown
I thought I would have a little satire fun tonight.
41 posted on 02/15/2004 8:17:14 PM PST by Engine82
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To: Engine82
""I thought I would have a little satire fun tonight.""

I know...I READ what you posted!! This happens all the time with OBVIOUS satire posts...I have no doubt why the DUers see Freepers as knee jerk reactionaries.
42 posted on 02/15/2004 8:22:48 PM PST by Jackson Brown
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To: Jackson Brown
I thought it was pretty creative.
43 posted on 02/15/2004 8:26:22 PM PST by Engine82
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