Posted on 10/05/2004 12:59:35 PM PDT by MNnice
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Subject: U. S. Marine
The Euro-Train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat, only to find that the last seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. " Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
See it before! :) always a good laugh! :)
ROFLMAO!
Thanks.
LOL!
LOL!!! Good one. My cube mates now think I've lost my marbles.
LOL!
Humor ping!
I have a very nice condition French SMLE rifle for anyone who wants to buy it.
It was never fired and only dropped once!
good one!
LOL!
Thanks for the humor ping.
thanks!
OOOH-RAAAAH!!!!
Isn't French Joke redundant?
That is funny - Do you know why the French planted trees along the Champs de Elysse?
So the Germans would have shade to march in.
HAHAHA Great one!
Funny! Thanks!
Machts nicht!
Not a problem!
Je Reviens.. expensive perfume for French ladies to wear just to hear "Fraulien!!"
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