Is Ann Coulter "Alice" trying to make sense of all this?
Posted on 10/15/2004 1:56:34 PM PDT by dirtboy
TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
'You get some gin and get some white raisins — and only white raisins — and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
Sung to the tune of Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit
One raisin makes you louder
One more raisin makes you crawl
And the ninth raisin soaked with gin
Makes you feel nothing at all
Go ask Teresa
When she's off the wall
And if you go on eating raisins
And you know Lurch is going to fall
Tell the reporters to all shove it
And then empty out the bowl
Call Teresa
She knows it all
While the White Queen talks of shame
And Flipper slurs the South
Well the Red Queen eats more raisins
And puts her foot back in her mouth
Go ask Teresa
She’ll tell you where to go
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy drunk
And Flipper’s talking backwards
Just get drunker than a skunk
Remember what Teresa said
Soak your head
Soak you head
John Edwards would sue when all of the King's Horses and all the King's Men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
They did? Funny! I must've just missed it! Hi Joe & Rook!
Is Ann Coulter "Alice" trying to make sense of all this?
Fantastic and funny!
Hahaha... That looks suspiciously like one a my re-sips, bruh...
I'm not sure if the NAACP will accept this "white raisin" remedy thing without demanding some sort of quota system.
It's discriminatory to leave out the black raisins, and Tereza is obviously an incaring bigot for not realizing that.
No, she's a democrap, so she can't be accused of that.
Monday morning bump
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