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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: WestCoastGal

I think you should send this doorbell in to Southern Living and Arhitectual Digest. Circle #7 for Brochure and pricing.


141 posted on 01/24/2005 8:15:49 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: eyespysomething

LOL - Somebody around here called that a "Redneck Technical."


142 posted on 01/24/2005 8:17:42 AM PST by Ranxerox
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To: pickemuphere

Anyone have the shot of the guy using a dining table with a motor on it for a boat?


143 posted on 01/24/2005 8:18:06 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: TexasCowboy
Redneck Newborn


144 posted on 01/24/2005 8:21:10 AM PST by mommadooo3
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To: TexasCowboy
Hey, I've seen a wedding like that family photo:



Strange Cosmos has a whole redneck collection.
145 posted on 01/24/2005 8:22:16 AM PST by Bon mots
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To: TexasCowboy
Man, did I need that one today!

I'll add one more.....

You might be a redneck if...

... you turn a 1978 AMC Gremlin into a Muddin' Machine! (oversized tires, and mudlamps!)
(G_d's honest truth! I saw it while honeymoonin' in E. TN back in 1996)

146 posted on 01/24/2005 8:25:46 AM PST by Maigrey (People on the left cannot get out of the notion that everybody revolves around them. - RushL)
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To: NEPA; always paddle your own canoe
Here is Missouri Trailer Trash.

The one that the Clinton Lie-&-bury is modeled after is from this site on page 4

147 posted on 01/24/2005 8:26:51 AM PST by CARDINALRULES (Diplomacy: Saying "go to hell" such that they look forward to the trip.)
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To: TexasCowboy

ROFL!!


148 posted on 01/24/2005 8:32:30 AM PST by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: DooDahhhh

Redneck ingenuity!

149 posted on 01/24/2005 8:36:23 AM PST by Quilla
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To: TexasCowboy

None taken.


150 posted on 01/24/2005 8:37:39 AM PST by SwinneySwitch (Get 'er done fer God.)
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To: martin_fierro

Elyse is probably the one cheating with that lady's husband.


151 posted on 01/24/2005 8:39:27 AM PST by Little Pig (Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
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To: TexasCowboy
You might be a redneck if ...

you've ever put a Harley Davidson motorcylce muffler on your generator.

152 posted on 01/24/2005 8:45:45 AM PST by LivingNet
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To: TexasCowboy
NO OFFENSE MEANT TO ANY OF YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE!

LOL! I guess folks who're offended by these are probably not rednecks in the first place.

153 posted on 01/24/2005 8:46:22 AM PST by r9etb
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To: TexasCowboy
shave what?

On second thought...never mind....

154 posted on 01/24/2005 8:50:05 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: TexasCowboy

Bump


155 posted on 01/24/2005 8:56:36 AM PST by Octar
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
31. You videotape tag team wresling, while you're at a tractor pull.
32. You walk your kid to school, because you're both in the second grade.
33. You go to family reunions to get a date.
34. Your family tree has no branches.
35. You work without a shirt on. And so does your husband.
156 posted on 01/24/2005 9:13:49 AM PST by Dave Olson
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To: Dave Olson; SheLion; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Deer Hunter Special:


157 posted on 01/24/2005 9:20:15 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: MeekOneGOP

And now, a poem for Ms Hitlery Clintoon!

Collards is green, my dawg's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack.
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best
vinyl sidin',
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'

Me'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive ," I say
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
Luv, Slick Willy

158 posted on 01/24/2005 9:20:47 AM PST by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY to 2008 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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To: MeekOneGOP

To ugly to be a Redneck.


159 posted on 01/24/2005 9:21:10 AM PST by chiefqc
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To: Hi Heels
"shave what?"

Hummm.......you have a twisted mind.

I like that in a woman.

160 posted on 01/24/2005 9:23:07 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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