Posted on 03/24/2005 4:01:17 AM PST by tx_eggman
A guy is driving around in Cameron Parish, and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner, Thibodeaux, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Thibodeaux what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars." Thib says. "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He didn't do none of dat crap."
I liked that joke the first time I heard it and I still laugh at it. Thanks!
Perhaps the dog should consider running for political office :-)
All Schiavo all the time is wearing me out.
It irritated you, that is reason enough for me.
Anyone have any more?
Dog, what is that on the top of the house?
Ruf! Ruf! Ruf!
What's that on that tree!
Bark! Bark! Bark!
See, I told you that dog could talk before I sold him to you!
Damn, I must be totally out of the loop.
My wife of 26 years is cajun and her dad, who didn't speak english until he was 9 years old sent it to me ... I'd never heard it before.
Sorry to have wasted your time.
Well newbie, vets of FR have a few privelages, now, if you had posted it, you might be suspect.
I've never heard it.
Here's one you might like:
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
A Methodist will say 'Hi' to you when you run into them at the liquor store.
Yup, always take two baptist fishing with you, if ya only take one he will drink all your beer, if ya take two they will be to busy watching one another.
bump
So, he retired for family reasons, what is wrong with that -- you anti family value characters drive me nuts! :-)
I was elected a Deacon in a Southern baptist Church in NC. At the get-to-know-you shindig at the head deacon's fishing camp, we feasted on mystery meat stew (deer, rabbit, squirrel, dove, and no-telling what else) and washed it down with beer...
I was raised Episcopal (whiskeypalian), but that was an eye-opener to me. I had been led to believe that good Baptists don't imbibe!
LOL! I heard that the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist is that a Methodist learned to read. *~*.....btw, before anyone jumps on me, I'm a Baptist.
Yes, why does not the joke contain why the Dog thinks Terri should be saved by Bush in a cammo outfit smashing through the hospital window like Rambo.
Duck walks into a bar....says to the bartender: "Got any duck food?" Bartender says "No, and we don't serve ducks in here, anyway. Now, get out." Duck leaves, but comes back in a few minutes and says "Got any duck food?". Bartender says "NO !! Now get out." Again the duck leaves but soon returns and says "Got any duck food?". Barkeep is really ticked now....."If you don't stay out of here, I'm going to NAIL your feet to the floor". Duck leaves. Comes back and said "Got any NAILS?" Bartender screams, "NO !!" Duck grins and says "Got any duck food?......."
Excellent!
I must be in the right place.
I never heard it before. Too funny!!
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