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FUNNIEST VOICE MAIL EVER!!!!
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Posted on 05/17/2005 10:01:10 AM PDT by JoeV1

This is the funniest voice mail I've ever heard. I guy is calling in to his workPlace to expalin he will be late when an accident occurs right in front of him. The rest is hilarious.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: accident; ancient; donetodeath; notfunny; oldnews; voicemail
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To: JoeV1

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time! Thanks for posting it!


21 posted on 05/17/2005 10:24:45 AM PDT by acad1228
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To: JoeV1

I got tickled just listening to this fellow laugh.


22 posted on 05/17/2005 10:26:39 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: JoeV1

That was well worth the download! Contagious laughter at it's best. Thanks.


23 posted on 05/17/2005 10:29:45 AM PDT by G.Mason ( Save the Republic from the shallow, demagogic sectarians.)
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To: Bush_Democrat
(Just a friendly reminder that Search is your friend....)

Actually, Search is more like your mother than your friend. Think about it. ;-)

24 posted on 05/17/2005 10:31:56 AM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: JoeV1

Sent this to my flaming lib brother-in-law. He not only didn't laugh, he found it "horrifying" and he "felt like vomiting".

(sigh)


25 posted on 05/17/2005 10:37:02 AM PDT by Grammy (Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.)
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To: poobear

Me too!!! Pretty freakin' funny!!!


26 posted on 05/17/2005 10:37:38 AM PDT by OC_Steve (Yeahman, dangol'internet, tellyouwhat, manyougetonthere and clickclickclickclickclick)
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To: JoeV1

I peed my pants! Really! OMG this is the funniest thing ever!!!


27 posted on 05/17/2005 10:40:40 AM PDT by rintense
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To: Scythian

LMAO!


28 posted on 05/17/2005 10:43:24 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Ever eaten a Moose?)
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To: Grammy

Condolences to you and to your sister!


29 posted on 05/17/2005 10:48:30 AM PDT by MarcusTulliusCicero
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To: JoeV1

Bump for later read.


30 posted on 05/17/2005 10:49:11 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: JoeV1

I am still wiping my eyes. I hadn't heard it before.


31 posted on 05/17/2005 10:51:20 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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To: savedbygrace
"Actually, Search is more like your mother than your friend. Think about it. ;-)"

I know what you mean.. tich tich.... ;D!
32 posted on 05/17/2005 10:51:26 AM PDT by poobear
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To: JoeV1

Nice skit!


33 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules ("Girl drowns as Ted Kennedy visits Nantucket")
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To: US_MilitaryRules; tx_eggman
no, THIS... THIS is a nice skit. A Championship winner! http://www.geocities.com/devil_river_mountain_men/skit1998.html
34 posted on 05/17/2005 11:27:49 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Would you like an apple pie with that?)
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To: Calm_Cool_and_Elected

ping for later listen


35 posted on 05/17/2005 11:28:57 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (Be nice, I'm new here)
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To: speak

Ping for home listening.


36 posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:11 AM PDT by speak
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To: kalee

self ping


37 posted on 05/17/2005 11:38:50 AM PDT by kalee
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To: JoeV1

marking.


38 posted on 05/17/2005 11:50:26 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: JoeV1; SittinYonder

I've never heard it. Now that was funny! I have to send it around the office tho cause everyone wants to know what was so funny.


39 posted on 05/17/2005 11:51:50 AM PDT by eyespysomething (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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To: Kennesaw

ping


40 posted on 05/17/2005 11:52:37 AM PDT by Kennesaw
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