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ZAWWWT!!! Them kittens clawed Maude, by Gawd.
Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman
Posted on 06/25/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by house of cards
Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.
Isadora was the first bra burner
Ain't ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's
That old uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Maude.
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: boringtroll; kittyfood; troll; zawwwt; zot; zotmetillipuke; zotsfortots; zotted; zotty
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To: house of cards
LMAO at the headline alteration!
To: house of cards
Were you aware that the reason that Lady Godiva rode through the town naked was to get her husband to lower taxes?
To: house of cards
You will pay the price for your lack of sentience!
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:05:01 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: house of cards
Amusing, yes, but what is the point of the "poem"?!
To: house of cards
To: house of cards; MeekOneGOP
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:08:36 PM PDT
by
Jackknife
(No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
To: house of cards
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:17:36 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: All
translation
"These people want to draw your attention. They want to create havoc around you, let it go; ignore them. Administrators will take care of that. thank you
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:20:48 PM PDT
by
anonymoussierra
("a significant logical dilemma about the origin of the good."Sokrates)
To: house of cards
This is only marginally dumber than the "Weird Weather Fact Of The Day".
To: house of cards
adrienne barbeau was kinda hot back then, still aint half bad these days. she ruled in escape from new york.
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:23:27 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: house of cards
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:26:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: isom35
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:33:35 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: house of cards
I heart the interweb. Without it, the schizo-creative would have no voice. Bravo.
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:37:44 PM PDT
by
mysterio
To: house of cards
Hello.
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:40:56 PM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:41:26 PM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: No Blue States
Seems like every time I see a pic of John F'n Kerry, I keep hearing the theme from "the Munsters".
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posted on
06/25/2005 12:50:27 PM PDT
by
stbdside
To: stbdside
lol
Or the Adams family.
I will always keep that pic because it is so hilarious to me. He could not look like more of a spaz if he tried..though I do have a few close contenders.
To: house of cards
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posted on
06/25/2005 1:01:10 PM PDT
by
Nick Danger
(www.iranfree.org)
To: sinanju
God'll get you for this, WalterMy favorite episode was when Walter got the "player" organ.
Maude: "Walter, you're driving me crazy!"
Walter: "Hey, that in my book!" (Starts playing "You, You're Driving Me Crazy!"
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posted on
06/25/2005 1:03:57 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: John Jorsett
How about a 24-hour moratoriam on allowing a new account to post? Trolls have a notoriously-short attention span due to Ritalin addiction. Most of them would forget they'd ever created an account.
That is a GREAT idea! And if they turn out to be trolls? The Zotfather does his thing AND publishes the IP addresses of the trolls in question, for our dancing and dining pleasure. ;)
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