ZAWWWT!!! Them kittens clawed Maude, by Gawd.

Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman

[house of cards]

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
Ain't ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's

That old uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,

Right on Maude.

[No Blue States]

LMAO at the headline alteration!

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Were you aware that the reason that Lady Godiva rode through the town naked was to get her husband to lower taxes?

[MadIvan]

You will pay the price for your lack of sentience!

[graycamel]

Amusing, yes, but what is the point of the "poem"?!

[BulletBobCo]

[Jackknife]

[SIDENET]

[anonymoussierra]

translation
"These people want to draw your attention. They want to create havoc around you, let it go; ignore them. Administrators will take care of that.” thank you

[martin_fierro]

This is only marginally dumber than the "Weird Weather Fact Of The Day".

[isom35]

adrienne barbeau was kinda hot back then, still aint half bad these days. she ruled in escape from new york.

[Slings and Arrows]

[SIDENET]

[mysterio]

I heart the interweb. Without it, the schizo-creative would have no voice. Bravo.

[Zacs Mom]

Hello.

[Zacs Mom]

lol.....

[stbdside]

Seems like every time I see a pic of John F'n Kerry, I keep hearing the theme from "the Munsters".

[No Blue States]

lol

Or the Adams family.

I will always keep that pic because it is so hilarious to me. He could not look like more of a spaz if he tried..though I do have a few close contenders.

[Nick Danger]

[Howlin]

God'll get you for this, Walter

My favorite episode was when Walter got the "player" organ.

Maude: "Walter, you're driving me crazy!"

Walter: "Hey, that in my book!" (Starts playing "You, You're Driving Me Crazy!"

[Mad Mammoth]

How about a 24-hour moratoriam on allowing a new account to post? Trolls have a notoriously-short attention span due to Ritalin addiction. Most of them would forget they'd ever created an account.

That is a GREAT idea! And if they turn out to be trolls? The Zotfather does his thing AND publishes the IP addresses of the trolls in question, for our dancing and dining pleasure. ;)