Day-o, day-ay-ay-o/Daylight come and me wan' go home (HILLARY PLAYS TO CONSTITUENCY OF ZERO)

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Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
(GO-AND-SNUB PLAYS TO HILLARY CONSTITUENCY OF ZERO)

by Mia T, 1.13.06

 

 

hillary dumps Geena for Maggie,¹ and when that doesn't fly,² she dumps Maggie for bill. Without missing a beat.

It's the old Dick Morris Hail Mary pass, (when in trouble, triangulate³), the once trusty play that for eight years kept two clumsy kleptocrats⁴ in the Oval Office and out of the slammer (even as it placed America and Americans in ever-increasing peril.)⁵

That missus clinton has managed, thereby, to stake out Iraqi territory occupied apparently by no one⁶ seems to have escaped her notice. Nonetheless, this constituency of zero is the least of her troubles.

COMPLETE ARTICLE

IMPERIOUS HILLARY
(THE REPORTS OF HER DEATH ARE GREATLY UNDERSTATED)
by Mia T, 12.05.05

Having failed to snare the Nobel Peace Prize by ignoring terrorism, clinton has apparently decided to intensify his America-bashing on foreign soil, the method employed by Jimmy Carter to great (if somewhat belated) effect: Carter received his 1978 Peace Prize finally in 2002.

Meanwhile, back in the Senate, the missus, the other half of the clinton construct, maintains her hawkish pose (though not without bird problems of another sort).

Yet another example of the clinton conflation ploy, (see SCHEMA PINOCCHIO: how the clintons are handling the hillary dud factor), this variant allows "clinton, the construct" to hold two mutually exclusive positions simultaneously, thereby enabling the missus to avoid in '08 the trap that repeatedly ensnared the ever 'nuanced' Kerry in '04.

Do you now understand how stupid the clintons think you are?

A CALL TO IMPEACH CLINTON IN ABSENTIA
Mia T, 11.17.05

The clintons, as is their wont, are now taking this proxy scheme to even more outrageous extremes. The latest: an actual hillary clinton proxy presidency, populated on both sides of the camera by assorted rodham and clinton ex-staffers, sycophants and should-be felons, witness the latest hire.

'Commander-in-Chief,' a show that sets out to crown a 'queen,' instead exposes the kitschy simplemindedness of Hollywood fantasy and the special sway and shortsightedness of the pathologic ego.

Mia T, 10.27.05
THE DANGER OF RUNNING VICARIOUSLY
Bill O'Reilly chews up and spits out the hillary clinton candidacy
(clip included)

 

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.

G. K. Chesterton

 

... While America appears not to be ready for a female president under any circumstances, the post-9/11 realities pose special problems for a female presidential candidate. Add to these the problems unique to missus clinton. The reviews make the mistake of focusing on the problems of the generic female presidential candidate running during ordinary times.

These are not ordinary times. America is waging the global War on Terror; the uncharted territory of asymmetric netherworlds is the battlefield; the enemy is brutal, subhuman; the threat of global conflagration is real.

Defeating the enemy isn't sufficient. For America to prevail, she must also defeat a retrograde, misogynous, troglodyte mindset. To successfully prosecute the War on Terror, it is essential that the collective patriarchal islamic culture perceives America as politically and militarily strong. Condi Rice excepted, this requirement presents an insurmountable hurdle for any female presidential candidate, and especially missus clinton, historically antimilitary, forever the pitiful victim, and, according to Dick Morris, "the biggest dove in the clinton administration."

It is ironic that had the clintons not failed utterly to fight terrorism... not failed to take bin Laden from Sudan... not failed repeatedly to decapitate a nascent, still stoppable al Qaeda... the generic female president as a construct would still be viable... missus clinton's obstacles would be limited largely to standard-issue clintonisms: corruption, abuse, malpractice, malfeasance, megalomania, rape and treason... and, in spite of Juanita Broaddrick, or perhaps because of her, Rod Lurie would be reduced to perversely hawking the "First Gentleman" instead of the "Commander-in-Chief."

Mia T, 10.02.05
HILLARY'S COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF PROBLEM
(see descriptor morphs)

IMPERIOUS HILLARY
(THE REPORTS OF HER DEATH ARE GREATLY UNDERSTATED)

by Mia T, 12.05.05


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December 7, 1941+64

AN OPEN LETTER TO TIM ROBBINS, DAVID GEFFEN, CHRIS MATTHEWS, MAUREEN DOWD + JEANINE PIRRO

RE: a not-so-modest proposal concerning hillary clinton

Dear Concerned Americans,

Hillary Clinton's revisionist tome notwithstanding, 'living history' begets a certain symmetry. It is in that light that I make this not-so-modest proposal on this day, exactly 64 years after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

The context of our concern today--regardless of political affiliation--is Iraq and The War on Terror, but the larger fear is that our democracy may not survive.

We have the requisite machines, power and know-how to defeat the enemy in Iraq and elsewhere, but do we have the will?

In particular, do we have the will to identify and defeat the enemy in our midst?

Answerable to no one, heir apparent in her own mind, self-serving in the extreme, Hillary Clinton incarnates this insidious new threat to our survival.

What we decide to do about Missus Clinton will tell us much about what awaits us in these perilous new times.

COMPLETE LETTER

December 7, 1941+64
Mia T
AN OPEN LETTER TO TIM ROBBINS, DAVID GEFFEN, CHRIS MATTHEWS, MAUREEN DOWD + JEANINE PIRRO
RE: a not-so-modest proposal concerning hillary clinton

THE ABSURDITY OF A COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF HILLARY


HILLARY'S ARMOR: A decades-old story...


My New York Times Review of Munich
(please FReep)


Alien Abductions, Flying Saucers + Other Weird Phenomena, c.1992-2000


WAR AND TREASON AND THE NEW YORK TIMES
(Please see post 65)


ON WARRANTLESS SEARCHES AND WIRETAPS:
THE ABYSMAL CONSTITUTIONAL RECORD OF BILL + HILLARY CLINTON


CHRIS MATTHEWS: 'BUSH BELONGS ON MOUNT RUSHMORE'
IF HE WINS 'GREATEST GAMBLE SINCE ROOSEVELT BACKED BRITAIN BEFORE WWII'


THE FAILED, DYSFUNCTIONAL CLINTON PRESIDENCY
(DECONSTRUCTING CLINTON'S HOFSTRA SPEECH) -- part1: The "Brinkley" Lie


AFTERWORD: ON CLINTON SMALLNESS
(BRINKLEY MISSES THE POINT)


WHY DID BILL CLINTON IGNORE TERRORISM?
Was it simply the constraints of his liberal mindset, or was it something even more threatening to our national security?


IT TAKES A CLINTON TO RAZE A COUNTRY


BIN LADEN FINGERS CLINTON FOR TERROR SUCCESS (SEE FOOTAGE)
THE THREAT OF TERRORISM IS AS CLOSE AS A CLINTON IS TO THE OVAL OFFICE


PRESIDENTIAL FAILURE, 9/11 + KATRINA


I M P E A C H M E N T
h e a r --c l i n t o n --l o s e --i t


CROOKS PARDONING CROOKS PARDONING CROOKS:
Justice Undone in the clinton White House


WHY HILLARY MUST NOT WIN. WHY HILLARY CANNOT WIN.

 

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2006

[Mia T]

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[ErnBatavia]

Keepin' that bumpin' along!

[newgeezer]

Glad to see you moved away from the circus color schemes. This one at least starts out looking like something to be taken seriously.

Bravo.

[Mia T]

Sen. Hillary Clinton narrowly avoided political disaster yesterday by staying at least 15 feet away from Harry Belafonte at all times during... lunch in the Rainbow Room. That, presumably, was a safe distance.

With any luck, New York's junior senator won't be captured in any photographs - even those taken with a wideangle lens - cozying up to the tough-talking activist, who last weekend on a trip to Venezuela called President Bush "the greatest terrorist in the world."

In Caracas, Belafonte also lavished praise on Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, saying: "We respect you, we admire you" - never mind that Chavez lambasted Jews (in a televised Christmas Eve speech, no less) as "descendants of those who crucified Christ" and "a minority [who] took the world's riches for themselves."

In short, Belafonte might have star power, but he doesn't offer the sort of celebrity linkage that helps a politician who's been positioning herself as a right-center Democrat while considering running for President in a couple of years.

Hillary not Wild About Harry
New York Daily News | 1/13/06 | Lloyd Grove

 

[malia]

Haven't read this yet, but heard about hillary and Belafonte which reminded me of Kerry and Fonda ... together on the same stage but not together!

So --- a together but not together PING!!!!

[smoothsailing]

Thanks for the ping!

I got a wonderful laugh out of this new version of Calypso Harry's old hit song. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! :^):

(From The American Thinker:

The Banana Brain Song

Our Poet Laureate Russ Vaughn remembers, and has been inspired by Harry Belafonte's one and only certifiable hit recording, the Banana Boat Song. Here is his satirical modernized version:

The Banana Brain Song

Yo-yo, yo-oh-yo-yo,
No lights on an' nobody home,
Yo, I'm a yo, I'm a yo, I'm a yo, I'm
a yo-oh-yo-yo,
Me wits gone dim an' I oughta stay home…  

Sing all me life fo' de white man's fun,
Now no lights on an' nobody home,
Stack dem records an' de money come,
Now no lights on an' nobody home…  

Yo-yo, yo-oh-yo-yo,
No lights on an' nobody home,
Yo, I'm a yo, I'm a yo, I'm a yo, I'm
a yo-oh-yo-yo,
No lights on an' nobody home.  

I talk at de rally man dumb as de banana,
No lights on an' nobody home,
Chavez be my pally man, he de top banana
No lights on an' nobody home  

I put big foot where go my lunch
No lights on an' nobody home,
Yeah put big foot where go my lunch
No lights on an' nobody home…  

Yo-yo, yo-oh-yo-yo,
No lights on an' nobody home,
Yo-yo, yo-oh-yo-yo,
No lights on an' nobody home.  

Me brain fulla mush like a ripe banana,
No lights on an' nobody home,

Calypso King now poison like tarantula,

Me wits gone dim an' I oughta stay home…  

Yo, I'm a yo-oh-yo-yo…  

[TheForceOfOne]

When Harry met Sally Hillary.

Can two traitors sleep together and still love each other in the morning?

[Mia T]

I actually agree. Appearance is everything. Implemented the change at least a year ago. ;)

[FlyVet]

Whoa. Did you Photoshop that? The Daily News said that Hillary! didn't get within 15 feet of Harry. And don't they both have such pleasant countenances?

[Mia T]

excellent ;)

[Mia T]

I confess. ;)

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[FlyVet]

Hehehehe. That one should be all over the Internet soon. I thought us right-wingers weren't supposed to do that. :)

Anyway, they both look like they're suffering a bad case of hemorrhoids. Misery loves company, as do Bolsheviks. A match made in Hades.