Caption Pic of John Kerry

yahoo news ^ | june 26,2006

[AmericanMade1776]

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., acknowledges applause alongside his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at Faneuil Hall, Monday, June 26, 2006, in Boston, where Kerry unveiled an energy plan reprising themes from his 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry called for reducing oil imports, increasing the number of cars powered by renewable fuels and focusing on cutting greenhouse gas emissions. (AP Photo/Julia Malakie)

[Pirate21]

"I did not have sex with that woman."  Oh, wait... sorry, wrong guy.

[Albion Wilde]

"You duh man!" Hilarious, thanks! Who was that?

[OESY]

Ever wonder what Teresa could be thinking in her deepest bubble?

"John sucks lemons standing next to me,
and I am progressing most abominably.
He wants to surf his way back across the sea,
a sea that torpedoed (swiftly) his last victory."

[OB1kNOb]

"Can't.....hold....breath.....much....longer....waiting....to ....be.....elected.....President!"

[Michael.SF.]

Regarding # 13

Great one!!

[Michael.SF.]

*Swedish hand cream - because good old American-made Vaseline Intensive Care just isn't good enough.

Marvin: Will that be all tonight, Sir?

Kerry: Come on Marvin, it's critical Thursday!

Marvin: But, Sir, It is much too late and you do have an early morning meeting.

Kerry: Damn, your right. OK, just bring the Swedish lotion.

Marvin: Very good, Sir. Excellent choice.

Kerry: I really was in the mood for something different, though.

Marvin: Why not try switching hands, Sir?

[bmwcyle]

I can't believe I married that bag behind me.

[IYellAtMyTV]

"Besides the absolutely horrible visual you placed in my mind...I doubt that Teresa has even contemplated the act. (SHUDDER!) I really hate you for that visual!! ;-)

Mea culpa!

In my defence, I was trying to rid my mind of that visual by "putting it out there".

When I first saw the picture, I thought he looked like he had just stood up and realized his "boys" were missing; and Tehreeeza's little smile, suggesting she knew what he was thinking, and that she had them in her purse.

Then I read your post, and the reference to testicles, and... oh my...

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

"Please help me. she's been sticking me with her toys like I was a pin cushion. I can't sit down. please send help or at least a cushion."

[bitt]

photos and keywords and captions...

GO!

[bitt]

Was just laughing at this on another post - HAD to copy it, what a great pic, ForGod'sSake

[bitt]

"My dear mother told me on her deathbed, "remember, John...Integrity, Integrity....Integrity..."....sigh, did she say it three or FOUR times, Lovey, I forget..."

[Rastus]

"That's the last time she talks me into eating gin-soaked raisins before a public appearance."

[edzo4]

let me think, was I for it before I was against or was I against before I was for it?

[Echo Talon]

LOL! that picture is awesome!

[bitt]

ForGod'sSake is the creator...WE WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.eastex.net/mtoney/got_traction.jpg

[Echo Talon]

good job on that picture! :)

[potlatch]

Lol, you forgot "ready, get set..."

[COBOL2Java]

Anne Coulter on Kerry:

John Kerry?

“Oh, he’s so pathetic. I’m so happy to hear he’s running again,” she said. “He and Gore I consider very comedic. With Kerry, no matter what the photo is—he’s always trying to look like Mr. Cool, wind surfing or relaxing or golfing, whatever. No matter what pose he’s in, no matter what he’s wearing, he is always dorkus erectus.”

Source: Ann Coulter Ecstatic: Enemies Stoke Sales— ‘They’re Like My Pets’

[devolve]

What a strange man