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Caption Pic of John Kerry
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| june 26,2006
Posted on 06/26/2006 7:53:27 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., acknowledges applause alongside his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at Faneuil Hall, Monday, June 26, 2006, in Boston, where Kerry unveiled an energy plan reprising themes from his 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry called for reducing oil imports, increasing the number of cars powered by renewable fuels and focusing on cutting greenhouse gas emissions. (AP Photo/Julia Malakie)
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: AmericanMade1776
"I did not have sex with that woman." Oh, wait... sorry, wrong guy.
81
posted on
06/27/2006 9:16:51 AM PDT
by
Pirate21
(The liberal media are as sheep clearing the path along which they will be lead to the slaughter.)
To: tapatio
"You duh man!" Hilarious, thanks! Who was that?
82
posted on
06/27/2006 9:41:26 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Got freedom? Thank a veteran)
To: AmericanMade1776
Ever wonder what Teresa could be thinking in her deepest bubble?
"John sucks lemons standing next to me,
and I am progressing most abominably.
He wants to surf his way back across the sea,
a sea that torpedoed (swiftly) his last victory."
83
posted on
06/27/2006 12:27:16 PM PDT
by
OESY
To: AmericanMade1776
"Can't.....hold....breath.....much....longer....waiting....to ....be.....elected.....President!"
84
posted on
06/27/2006 12:33:50 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(This is no time for bleeding hearts, pacifists, and appeasers to prevail in free world opinion.)
To: BenLurkin
Regarding # 13
Great one!!
85
posted on
06/27/2006 4:51:06 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(At least drunken sailors spend their own money, Congress doesn't.)
To: AmericanMade1776
*Swedish hand cream - because good old American-made Vaseline Intensive Care just isn't good enough. Marvin: Will that be all tonight, Sir?
Kerry: Come on Marvin, it's critical Thursday!
Marvin: But, Sir, It is much too late and you do have an early morning meeting.
Kerry: Damn, your right. OK, just bring the Swedish lotion.
Marvin: Very good, Sir. Excellent choice.
Kerry: I really was in the mood for something different, though.
Marvin: Why not try switching hands, Sir?
86
posted on
06/27/2006 4:57:09 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(At least drunken sailors spend their own money, Congress doesn't.)
To: AmericanMade1776
I can't believe I married that bag behind me.
87
posted on
06/27/2006 4:59:00 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: Ghengis
"Besides the absolutely horrible visual you placed in my mind...I doubt that Teresa has even contemplated the act. (SHUDDER!) I really hate you for that visual!! ;-)
Mea culpa!
In my defence, I was trying to rid my mind of that visual by "putting it out there".
When I first saw the picture, I thought he looked like he had just stood up and realized his "boys" were missing; and Tehreeeza's little smile, suggesting she knew what he was thinking, and that she had them in her purse.
Then I read your post, and the reference to testicles, and... oh my...
88
posted on
06/27/2006 9:53:37 PM PDT
by
IYellAtMyTV
(Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Please help me. she's been sticking me with her toys like I was a pin cushion. I can't sit down. please send help or at least a cushion."
89
posted on
06/27/2006 10:26:32 PM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
To: AmericanMade1776; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; ...
photos and keywords and captions...
GO!
90
posted on
06/28/2006 3:19:34 PM PDT
by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776; ForGod'sSake
Was just laughing at this on another post - HAD to copy it, what a great pic, ForGod'sSake
91
posted on
06/28/2006 3:23:04 PM PDT
by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776
"My dear mother told me on her deathbed, "remember, John...Integrity, Integrity....Integrity..."....sigh, did she say it three or FOUR times, Lovey, I forget..."
92
posted on
06/28/2006 3:28:17 PM PDT
by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: AmericanMade1776
"That's the last time she talks me into eating gin-soaked raisins before a public appearance."
93
posted on
06/28/2006 3:32:19 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: bitt
let me think, was I for it before I was against or was I against before I was for it?
94
posted on
06/28/2006 3:32:35 PM PDT
by
edzo4
To: bitt
LOL! that picture is awesome!
To: Echo Talon; ForGod'sSake
96
posted on
06/28/2006 3:36:31 PM PDT
by
bitt
(NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
To: bitt; ForGod'sSake
good job on that picture! :)
To: bitt; devolve; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; Smartass
Lol, you forgot "ready, get set..."
98
posted on
06/28/2006 3:42:18 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
To: AmericanMade1776
Anne Coulter on Kerry:
John Kerry? Oh, hes so pathetic. Im so happy to hear hes running again, she said. He and Gore I consider very comedic. With Kerry, no matter what the photo ishes always trying to look like Mr. Cool, wind surfing or relaxing or golfing, whatever. No matter what pose hes in, no matter what hes wearing, he is always dorkus erectus.
Source:
Ann Coulter Ecstatic: Enemies Stoke Sales Theyre Like My Pets
99
posted on
06/28/2006 3:43:34 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
To: potlatch
100
posted on
06/28/2006 3:54:05 PM PDT
by
devolve
(fx 9125_AMERICANS_KILLED_2003_BY_ILLEGALS MEX_ILLEGAL_GOT_911_TERRORISTS_ID NO_NUEVO_TEJAS)
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