Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn
It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.
Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.
An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.
Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.
When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."
Mark who? Time for a reality check.
As I posted on another thread:
"The whole thing appears to be nothing more than typical homosexual activity. The "victim" appears to be of age and the instant messaging does not appear to be one sided. The problem is the MSM cried "huge scandal" and the Republican leadership agreed. Hastert should have said 'the Democrat Party has worked hard through laws and through the courts to insure homosexual rights. These include the rights of homosexuals to have contact, even sexual contact, with young adult males. In fact the Democrats would have it be acceptable for Congressman Foley to marry the young man in question. If this does not reflect your values than blame the Democrats who embrace such lifestyle choices'. The story, and the position of Republican candidates, would be quite different if he had."
I agree with your post - a good one too!
Mark? Mark? Who is this Mark to which you refer?
...Weapon of Mass Distraction???
Was it a gay nuclear warhead?
Don't "foley" around with me - I'm serious!
Foley me once shame on you. Foley me twice, shame on me.
"Goldbugs, immune to logic and allergic to facts"
Gold up $6.30 in Hong Kong.
Dr. FrankandFoley, or how I learned to molest the bomb.
Just doing the work that liberals will not do - making the world a better place for our families and country music fans.
From the Political Pit Bull:
"A senior Democrat blogger has informed me that they have evidence suggesting Karl Rove traveled to Mark Foley's rehab this weekend and convinced him to solicit Kim Jong ll with a series of salacious IM messages designed to cause him to explode in a nuclear fashion, albeit a diminutive one."
Hell, if Foley sent ME a salacious IM or E-Mail I would explode too!
Rove really ought to upgrade that thing. With Diebold in his back pocket you'd think he could get a decent control computer.
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:^D "Nucular" is a nice touch.
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