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A GI in Iraq Asks Senator Kerry for Advice...(YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE)
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| Friday, December 08, 2006
Posted on 12/08/2006 6:06:13 AM PST by IrishMike
SENATOR JOHN KERRY 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
DEAR SENATOR KERRY:
WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.
JUST A DUMB G.I.
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?
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To: USS Alaska
Unfortunately, most of those social libtards are moving to New Hampshire and brining their problems with them.
We had a representative-elect already proposing a state income tax but no decline in property taxes.
Is it any coincidence the guy's name was Kennedy and worked as an electrician in MA?
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:23:01 AM PST
by
OCCASparky
(Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
did not see one single add for Tom Chase on the tube. He ran an almost invisible campaign. I only learned his name from listening to Howie Carr. Kerry will probably get 55% of the vote the same way. Mitt could take him out.
Maybe, but Mitt's got this crazy idea that he could be president. That'll die a quick and painful death right about the time the NH primary rolls around.
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:24:58 AM PST
by
OCCASparky
(Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
To: Veeram; IrishMike
BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA! Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for posting this, IrishMike...gonna copy it later!
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:26:39 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
To: IrishMike
"I don't get it."
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posted on
12/08/2006 9:28:32 AM PST
by
itsamelman
(“Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.” -- Al Swearengen)
To: rlmorel
BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA! Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's exactly how I felt when I saw it.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:02:09 AM PST
by
IrishMike
(Democrats .... Stuck on Stupid, RINO's ...the most vicious judas goats)
To: AD from SpringBay
Air National Guard ??
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Couldn't get down to 165 #lbs by my 42nd (Sept)
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:04:58 AM PST
by
IrishMike
(Democrats .... Stuck on Stupid, RINO's ...the most vicious judas goats)
To: IrishMike
LOL... what Kerry needs is a size 12 boondocker driven up his a$$.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:12:12 AM PST
by
johnny7
("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
To: IrishMike
Ping for later use against stupid people who REFUSE to take off those damn Kerry / Edwards stickers from their cars.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:15:47 AM PST
by
Volunteer
(Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:22:31 AM PST
by
BlessedBeGod
(Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
To: IrishMike
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN? I hate to tell young Democrats this but Kerry ain't giving that one up. He'll take that secret with him to his grave so voting for him just for that reason was and will be useless.
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:27:15 AM PST
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: IrishMike; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
ROTFLMAO!
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:40:06 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Nancy [Pelosi] was voted the Number one reason why men in San Francisco are homosexuals."-Wikiality)
To: IrishMike; Slings and Arrows
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN? The ability to change one's mind as often as a women?
:-P
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:48:51 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: freema; Just A Nobody; jazusamo
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:54:27 AM PST
by
RedRover
(They are not killers. Defend our Marines.)
To: IrishMike
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posted on
12/08/2006 10:55:38 AM PST
by
RebekahT
("Government is not the solution to the problem, our government is the problem." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: IrishMike
Thanks for the post! I would laugh a bit harder if I didn't know J.F.K (John EFFING Kerry) "wernt such a sik S.O.B." ;)
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posted on
12/08/2006 11:14:56 AM PST
by
PEACE ENFORCER
(Liberals; People That are So Open minded Their Brains Have Fallen Out !)
To: IrishMike
Thank you for posting. I needed that laugh.
Bless our very smart troops and their very acerbic wit!
To: IrishMike
P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?
- Wait for the husbands to croak
- Swoop
To: IrishMike
LVOL.
(the V is for 'very')
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posted on
12/08/2006 12:27:08 PM PST
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: IrishMike
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