A GI in Iraq Asks Senator Kerry for Advice...(YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE)

Chronwatch ^ | Friday, December 08, 2006

[IrishMike]

SENATOR JOHN KERRY 304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510

DEAR SENATOR KERRY:

WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.

1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?

2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?

3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?

4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?

5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?

6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

JUST A DUMB G.I.

P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?

[OCCASparky]

Unfortunately, most of those social libtards are moving to New Hampshire and brining their problems with them.

We had a representative-elect already proposing a state income tax but no decline in property taxes.

Is it any coincidence the guy's name was Kennedy and worked as an electrician in MA?

[OCCASparky]

did not see one single add for Tom Chase on the tube. He ran an almost invisible campaign. I only learned his name from listening to Howie Carr. Kerry will probably get 55% of the vote the same way. Mitt could take him out.

Maybe, but Mitt's got this crazy idea that he could be president. That'll die a quick and painful death right about the time the NH primary rolls around.

[rlmorel]

BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA! Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for posting this, IrishMike...gonna copy it later!

[itsamelman]

"I don't get it."


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[IrishMike]

BWAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA! Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's exactly how I felt when I saw it.

[IrishMike]

Air National Guard ??
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Couldn't get down to 165 #lbs by my 42nd (Sept)

[johnny7]

LOL... what Kerry needs is a size 12 boondocker driven up his a$$.

[Volunteer]

Ping for later use against stupid people who REFUSE to take off those damn Kerry / Edwards stickers from their cars.

[BlessedBeGod]

ROFLMHO!!!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?

I hate to tell young Democrats this but Kerry ain't giving that one up. He'll take that secret with him to his grave so voting for him just for that reason was and will be useless.

[Slings and Arrows]

ROTFLMAO!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?

The ability to change one's mind as often as a women?

:-P

[RedRover]

Must read!

[RebekahT]

BTTT

[PEACE ENFORCER]

Thanks for the post! I would laugh a bit harder if I didn't know J.F.K (John EFFING Kerry) "wernt such a sik S.O.B." ;)

[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

[krunkygirl]

Thank you for posting. I needed that laugh.

Bless our very smart troops and their very acerbic wit!

[martin_fierro]

P.S.--WHAT ADVICE CAN YOU GIVE ME ON HOW TO MEET REALLY RICH WOMEN?

1. Wait for the husbands to croak
2. Swoop

[savedbygrace]

LVOL.

(the V is for 'very')

[Chi-townChief]

LMAO