Campaign call reveals Clinton debate concern

The Hill ^ | November 01, 2007 | Sam Youngman

[DoughtyOne]

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s (D-N.Y.) top advisers, doing damage control after the candidate’s debate performance Tuesday, told supporters on a conference call Wednesday that the campaign needed more money to fight back.

"Yes, hello, is Ah Hsu there?"

"Bress yu!"

"No, I don't think you understand. Is Ah Hsu there?"

"Oh, bress you vedy much!"

"Please, I'm very impotant Senato fram New Yoke. Is Ah Hsu there?"

"Bress you vedy much. Bress you. Bress you."

"On nuts. Say this is Hillary. Put Hsu on the phone."

"Oh, I'm sowwy. Shoes outa side ah."

"Say, are you going to put Hsu on or not."

"We no put anybody on. We serious."

"Look I need some yen. Put Hsu on."

"We no put Hsu on. We wear slippa onry. We do yen to be numba one though. You helpee?

"Yes, I'll helpee. Is Hsu there. I need Hsu. Ah Hsuuu!

"Oh bress you vedy much."

"Hillary, there's a call for you on line six."

"Hello, yes... okay... well... ahhh... look if I knew Hsu, I'd tell you all I know, but I've never heard of the guy. Good bye."

"Hello, put Hsu on.

"We no put you on. We not put anybody on. We yen to be numba won though. We pay big money to be numba won. We likee the Crintons. They worth every penny. Say, you know Mrs Crinton?"

"Is Hsu there."

"Sorry, No Hsu here. We use slippa."

"Please put Hsu on the phone."

"Hey who is that... Herro! This is Hsu here."

"Oh thank God. This is Hillary."

"Hirry who... I don no no Hirry. Hirry sell me down riva."

[ReleaseTheHounds]

I have to agree with Chris Matthews: “her debate book let her down.” Yeah, blame the “debate book”.

[LRS]

*LOL* As I was writing that post, I had scene from a movie run through my head. It was one of those Hammer films Dracula movies with Christopher Lee as the Count, where they bring him back to life by dripping blood onto his ashes. I just kept reminding myself, “It is only a movie”, but *SHUDDER*, we are talking about the left here...

[Roccus]

I was questioning the "President Clinton" portion of that quote. Was Penn talking about BJ or was he day dreaming about the beast?

[Nathan Zachary]

"they expect attacks from Clinton’s rivals to continue, and she will need the financial resources to deflect their attacks."

I guess this means those refund checks for illegal campaign donations are going to bounce.

[Suzy Quzy]

Her Debate Book is gonna PAY for her HUMILIATION!!Going the way of the ASH TRAY!

[Suzy Quzy]

both..

[spectre]

With "Friends" like Russert, we don't need no enemies!

Oct 31, The Huffington Post - Taylor Marsh -

Snip..."Russert's goal was to provide the headlines the media was salivating to see. He intended to diminish and discredit Hillary Clinton, the Democratic frontrunner, using her former president husband, Bill Clinton, to help do the job, which included a document waving drama that was all for show. I'd say Russert has a problem with a woman being president, but that can't be the case. Nah, he was just doing his job.

You go, Tim!

[The Great RJ]

While I agree that Hillary likely has the Democratic nomination sewed up, at the debate she revealed just how weak a candidate she will be when the race starts in earnest. It is one thing to pander to her base supporters and use George Bush as the scapegoat for everything seen wrong in America, but Bush is not running for President in 2008. Hillary will have to give more than talking points if she is to overcome her generally negative rating with mainstream voters. She also has a problem in straddling the wide gulf between the radical left who are now her party’s base and far more centrist or right leaning voters like the Reagan Democrats. Clearly she has not done this nor likely could anyone given how far left her party has turned.

[Brofholdonow]

Why doesn’t she use the royalties from her two books that she never wrote???

[bert]

All nuanced statements aside, Hillary definitely demonstrated that once she loses her script, she’s doomed. She is unable to speak without words written by others.

When she does, she displays ignorance.

In a real debate, she can be tormented till she blows up.

[freekitty]

Hillary is running out of trick cards to use.

[LibLieSlayer]

carville is quoted as saying “perception that she will be the President will win it for us”.

LLS

[Nathan Zachary]

"if that ever happened, then like in movies/cartoons, the individual ash molecules would start to move in unison, start sliming together, and then resurrecting into a monstrous ugly cackling beast"

The white house will be mine!!
Cackle! cackle!

[RSmithOpt]

Corruption?

Deceit?

Incompetence?

Evilness?

Narcissism?

Megalomania?

All of the Above?

[RSmithOpt]

Edwards will be her running mate. A dollar to a donut says so.

[Red Badger]

Don’t Bring Me Down
Electric Light Orchestra

You got me runnin goin out of my mind,
You got me thinkin that Im wastin my time.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
Im tellin you its go to be the end,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down.

What happend to the girl I used to known,
You let your mind out somewhere down the road,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Youre always talkin bout your crazy nights,
One of these days youre gonna get it right.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down,grroosss
Dont bring me down.

Youre lookin good just like a snake in the grass,
One of these days youre gonna break your glass.
Dont bring me down,no no no no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

You got me shakin got me runnin away
You get me crawlin up to you everyday,
Dont bring me down,no no no no no,
Ill tell you once more before I get off the floor
Dont bring me down.

[RetiredArmy]

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s (D-N.Y.) top advisers, doing damage control after the candidate’s debate performance Tuesday, told supporters on a conference call Wednesday that the campaign needed more money to fight back.

To a Marxists Dimocrat, the ANSWER to FIXING everything, every problem, is MORE MONEY.

[samtheman]

“I wouldn’t say she lost her cool,” one caller said. “But I would say she lost her footing.”

Wrong. It's neither. She lost her shield. She lost her aura of media protection. And she's going to be losing that more and more as she heads into the first real campaign of her life.

What until the general election, Beastie Dearest. Wait until the general election. Your shields will fail completely. Your true Klingon nature will be revealed. You will be centered in the sites of our laser torpedos. You are doomed!

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

I cant wait for the beast to come unglued during a debate with Duncan Hunter or Fred Thompson.SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET