Guide to Survive our Future Socialist Government

February 25, 2008 | Isara

[archy]

Whenever I get paranoid, I start stockpiling rice, beans, sugar, coffee, peanut butter, tuna, bottled water, and matches. For some reason, I always feel better if I have all that in a “bug-out kit,” along with a back-up supply of blankets and clothes which I keep in the trunk of my car, as well as some hunting knives. My friends all think I’m nuts.

Oh, and vodka.

Good start. Don't forget enough fuel to get to where you've decided to roost, and be sure to leave while you can, before road traffic is restricted.

[happymom]

Preparing for the Underground Church

[RightWhale]

Not my words if I recall. Perhaps a different post.

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

My friends all think I’m nuts.

We can be nuts together. Its only paranoia until s**t hits the fan, then its called preparation. My bug-out bag is coming along nicely and it also includes a couple serious survival knives as well as many other goodies I will not disclose.

[Isara]

Don't forget enough fuel to get to where you've decided to roost, and be sure to leave while you can, before road traffic is restricted.

Keep in mind how to avoid bridges and tunnels around big cities, thus looking for alternative routes.

[G.Mason]

LOL ... I’m oblivious to the obvious, but I’m certain I will hit any target once it is pointed out to me.

[gimme1ibertee]

Oh, and vodka.

‘atta girl! Can’t forget the good stuff! :D

[woollyone]

Winchester .223 55g...was .34/round two months ago at Walmart

...today is .43/round

...45 ACP now .30/round

BLOAT
it aint getting cheaper

[subterfuge]

Maybe start listing myself as minority on government forms.

You should also list yourself as a "Non-smoker" and always report to your soon-to-be government **doctor** that you seldom consume alcohol or ingest trans-fats, even if those are total lies.

Oh, and make sure you remain totally anonymous on websites like...this one. That'll come in handy too.

[girlangler]

I am surrounded by woods, with so many deer and squirrels I could eat for four lifetimes.

Have guns and ammo, a firepit outside to cook on, a crossbow in case I run out of ammo (lots of extra arrows), a big lake nearby with lots of fish, a tankful of propane to heat with if power goes out (for a while anyway), and a garden.

I live so far out in the sticks the looters would take a while to find me, and then they’d be sorry. Oh, and I have a freshwater (spring) water source close enough to walk if I need it.

[Gaffer]

It’s all caught, sifted, catalogued and sorted even before it gets to him......

[x_plus_one]

Hydrogen fuel cells are our friends...

[x_plus_one]

ping

[RandallFlagg]

Oh, and make sure you remain totally anonymous on websites like...this one. That'll come in handy too.

Ummmm, websites like this one will be banned. There's not a doubt in my mind that they're going to target FR first.

[subterfuge]

Oh yeah, good point. The demonization of certain websites will commence and they will be shut down as “hate-sites.”

Meanwhile, MoveOn and DU will soldier on into the future!

[subterfuge]

I need a new tagline.....

[Isara]

It’s all caught, sifted, catalogued and sorted even before it gets to him......

What is it before 'it' gets to whom?

[Isara]

Thank you for a good laugh!

[archy]

We can't do anything to change the mess that is going on in our country overnight.

Not my words if I recall. Perhaps a different post.

The not-quite accurate words were in the second paragraf of Isara's original post, to which you had replied in #51 regarding residence in a preferable state at a time when FedGov policies were objectionable, at a minimum. Accordingly, I was agreeing with you, since effective means of dealing with state or local governmental entities would certainly be among the approaches that might not change anything overnight- but might be.

[archy]

Hydrogen fuel cells are our friends...

As are Rhodesian Boilers.