"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel

Reuters ^ | Wed Jan 9, 2008 10:23am EST | Chris Borowski,

[LibFreeUSA]

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“What are you doing here?”

“Waiting for you. What took you so long, I’ve been here for months?”

[Hunton Peck]

Polish guy walks into a brothel and sees his wife among the employees. In shock, he asks, "What are you doing here?!"

Not missing a beat, she replies, "Contributing to the kids' college fund. And you?"

"Umm, . . . um . . . . So am I!"

[andy58-in-nh]

I thought I'd heard that Polish joke before!

What do you call a mattress in a Warsaw whorehouse?

Poland Springs.

[Ben Reyes]

“Blago’s a Serb, not that the Serbs are thrilled about it.”

Well, ain’t that a (Blagojo)vich. Thanks for the correction, but I still think he is a joke.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thanks for the correction, but I still think he is a joke.

He's definitely a joke, just not a Polish joke.

[Slings and Arrows]

When did Eliot Spitzer move to Poland?

[Lancey Howard]

This is hilarious!

[ApplegateRanch]

At least she was working her fingers to the bone; he was just spending.

Had he been more thrifty and stayed home more, maybe she wouldn’t have needed a job.

At least now he knows why she wasn’t “in the mood” when she got home from work; and she knows why they could never seem to get ahead.

Instead of divorce, they should have just agreed to stay together, and cut out the middle men.

[Danae]

I remember this story from Jan. of LAST year....

[SC Swamp Fox]

...the woman had been making some extra money on the side her back...

Fixed it.

That's funny, she's sneaking off to a brothel to make a few extra bucks and he's sneaking off to a brothel to spend them. Hopefully, she was taking in more then he was spending, either way, they're both screwed.

[Enchante]

HE: “What are you doing here?”

SHE: “Making enough money so that you can spend it here!”

HE: “That seems like a good deal to me!”

[LibertyRocks]

Hmmm.... I feel like I’m in a time warp. I could SWEAR I had read this article before - same situation, and in Poland, no less. Although the article I’m thinking of was MONTHS (if not a year or more) ago! LOL

What’s up with these people in Poland? Do a LOT of housewives work in brothels while their husbands are oblivious, or is this just a very strange coincidence? LOL (BTW: My husband is Polish, so I’m just teasing about the Polish housewives all working in brothels, of course!)

[Titan Magroyne]

Circular firing line.

“What are you doing here?”

“How come yours works when it’s here?”

[Doctor Raoul]

I reacall that same story.

[MeekOneGOP]

** “What are you doing here?”: man asks wife at brothel **

- - - - - - -

“It’s okay honey. I just thought I’d turn ... er, LEARN ...
a few new Tricks here!”

:^D

[Slings and Arrows]

“Tricks” is right.

[Ronin]

Funny.... but why did it take you almost a year to find it?

[Hot Tabasco]

the woman had been making some extra money on the side

I would say it's more likely she was making money while on her back........

[Slings and Arrows]

You’d have to ask the original poster. I just pinged it.

[thatjoeguy]

This one is an easy one, I’d make her earn her money BIG TIME :)

JB