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Rolling Stones Song Parody: "Can't Take No More Taxation"
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| Royce Miller
Posted on 02/02/2009 9:16:04 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance
I can't take no more taxation
I can't take no more taxation
Cause I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry
I can't take no, I can't take no
When my paycheck comes around
And there's a great big sucking sound
Cause the IRS took theirs
Then there's something about medicare
When some folks got $300 back
From the IRS I just got flack
I owed them from before
Oh yeah, I got back a whopping $24
When I'm watching my TV
And see the state now wants a piece of me
We're one of the few states with guts
To tell the income tax vultures they are nuts
I can't take no more taxation
I can't take no more taxation
Cause I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll cry
I can't take no, no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bailout; freepun; parody; taxes
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posted on
02/02/2009 9:17:08 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Lol, very cute! They may want to follow it up with “Money Honey” — if you wanna get along with me!
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posted on
02/02/2009 9:32:55 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: Victoria Delsoul
Hey, long time no see!
Here’s one for you, nineteen for me.
(a little rhyme adapted from a Beatles tax song!)
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posted on
02/02/2009 9:39:33 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: potlatch; bigheadfred; Victoria Delsoul; Alamo-Girl; pookie18
From the FREEPATHON thread... hat tip to bigheadfred!
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posted on
02/02/2009 9:43:29 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; bigheadfred
Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
02/02/2009 9:48:52 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; bigheadfred
Thanks! Just added to my toons thread for Friday.
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posted on
02/03/2009 4:32:32 AM PST
by
pookie18
(Jindal-Palin or Palin-Jindal '12)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
And you're working for no-one but ME.
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
And you're working for no-one but ME. -- The Oh-Beatles
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posted on
02/03/2009 5:39:02 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
How about “We aint gonna take it anymore” by Twisted Sister?
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posted on
02/03/2009 5:12:34 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(Good Bank, Bad Bank, I'm the one with the cash.)
To: pookie18
I don't know what you post on your thread, but here is another. Ping me to your thread, if you would.
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posted on
02/03/2009 8:23:32 PM PST
by
bigheadfred
(Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
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