Posted on 10/05/2009 5:47:26 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
- Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
- Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
- Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
- Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
- Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
- Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate
When she backs up, she needs more than a beeper. She needs a foghorn.
LOL!
Thanks!
1) what are you doing?
2) WHY are you doing THAT?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll add those qwexions to my e-mails to my Rep and Senators! Sounds like the Glenn Beck ‘make it simple’ philosophy!
That's funny.
The others were.......true.
Very elegant.
A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat. He tells the bartender it’s $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he’ll take the picture, but doesn’t care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off. When he did, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture.
The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he’s ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, “No, but if you have a picture of Barack Obama, I’ll take it!”
I have the bunny image in the parent directory on my work desk - everyone loves it!
Thats got te be three or four hundred pounds. Its bigger than a caboose on a choo choo train.
Wow, I asked for it, didn’t I?
Has Ma Belle ever had a good fashion day?
I’m cable challenged, and haven’t seen much of her since she wore the black widow spider dress in Chicago.
This would make a great SNL satire...if they dared!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago one morning.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold up?’
‘Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’
The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’
‘About a gallon.’
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