Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

[mojitojoe]

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Carville has a penis?”:

If he does,,, he got the short end of the stick!

[PzLdr]

Doubt it would be much of a search.

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[DoughtyOne]

I don’t know Jim. It’s a toss up for me. Is he all penis or all a lump of something the household pet left in the middle of the living room floor?

[1000 silverlings]

huh, the guy puts a condom on his head when it rains

[paul51]

they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane

Sorry. Not big enough. Please step to the back of the line

[Chickensoup]

I think we’re talking nanotech here.

LOL

[mojitojoe]

[taildragger]

You know who is really going to be embarrassed, not Mary....

Aren't his daughters Teenagers by now?

Can you imagine the ribbing @ school these girls will get?

You don't say stupid stuff with teenagers, Mary won't be embarrassed but may want to hit him in the head with a frying pan, aggh what a verbal gaff...

[mojitojoe]

LOL!! So is the first Wookie’s.

[paulycy]

[Gay State Conservative]

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

Given that he *is* a worthless pr*ck I suspect that it measures something like 5' 2".

[Rebelbase]

The scanner has a micrometer?

[Cyman]

I didn’t think the scanners could show the inside of his rectum.

[mojitojoe]

LMAO!! Good one!

[bcsco]

Hey, I used to use a tool that measured down to 0.001”. Even that wouldn’t have been effective in Carville’s case.

[Slings and Arrows]

Someone should tell Carville about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***”Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, ***

It’s a scanner, not a magnifying glass. they will probbly ask why you have a toothprick in your shorts. It’s a woodie, isn’t it?
a very little prick at that.

[manc]

they only have to measure him from head to toe for the size as he’s a big penis

[TornadoAlley3]

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