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Sandra Bernhard Calls Bristol Palin a Hooker on 'Joy Behar Show'
Newsbusters.org ^ | 11-25-10 | Noel Sheppard

Posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:08 PM PST by Justaham

Comedienne Sandra Bernhard called Bristol Palin a hooker on Wednesday's "The Joy Behar Show."

JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.

BEHAR: Andrea?

MARCOVICCI: Yes. You did great.

BEHAR: So, Sandra, were you ready to shoot the TV last night?

SANDRA BERNHARD, COMEDIAN: I twittered for the entire two hours. My eyeballs were falling out of my head. I said, first of all, I said, Cander and Ebb would not allow this.

(LAUGHTER)

BERNHARD: You cannot be part of the Palin legacy and dance to Cander and Ebb in a cage.

BEHAR: Yes.

BERNHARD: I mean, Bob Fosse, he turned over in his grave.

BEHAR: I know. What about Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers? They`re dead, you know. They died last night.

BERNHARD: Yes. They died and came back and died for the third time.

BEHAR: What`s her name, Bristol on today`s "View" said something like --

BERNHARD: How did she do it? How did she get to New York to do the "View"?

BEHAR: I don`t know.

REBECCA DANA, SENIOR CORRESPONDENT, THE DAILY BEAST: They have their own plane, these people.

BERNHARD: She`s such a hooker. She got on a flight after losing last night.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bristol; bristolpalin; buttugly; feminazi; fugly; misogynist; obama; palin; sandrabernhard; sarah; sarahbernhard; sarahbernhardt; sarahpalin; thesepeople; vristol; wolverine
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This coming from a woman who had an affaird with Madonna and who once warned Sarah Palin 2008, that she would be gang-raped by Bernhard's "big black brothers" if she visited Manhattan.


1 posted on 11/25/2010 12:38:11 PM PST by Justaham
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To: Justaham

Birds of a feather. Geez, they deserve each other.


2 posted on 11/25/2010 12:40:38 PM PST by mazda77 (Mike Hogan - JAX Mayor)
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To: Justaham

That is one nasty woman!


3 posted on 11/25/2010 12:41:05 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Justaham

She sure has a big nose. Must be a genetic deformity


4 posted on 11/25/2010 12:41:19 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 .....( History is a process, not an event ))
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To: Justaham

Consider the source,the Mayor of Skankville has zero credibility.


5 posted on 11/25/2010 12:42:16 PM PST by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Justaham

She has the thousand c**k stare.


6 posted on 11/25/2010 12:43:27 PM PST by NorthStarStateConservative (I'm just another disabled naturalized minority vegan pro life conservative.)
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To: mazda77

She looks like Quinton Tarantino in drag.


7 posted on 11/25/2010 12:43:30 PM PST by Dick Bachert (11/2 was a good start. Onward to '12. U Pubbies be strong or next time we send in the libertarians!)
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To: Justaham
ineluctable

8 posted on 11/25/2010 12:44:21 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (The people who hate Sarah Palin hate her because they know that her Presidency is inevitable.)
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To: Justaham

Ugly to the core.


9 posted on 11/25/2010 12:44:43 PM PST by Teotwawki (To Him be the glory throughout all generations.)
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To: Justaham
the View is an attention whore convention

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10 posted on 11/25/2010 12:45:13 PM PST by Elle Bee
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To: Danae

And then they bestow upon themselves the moral authority to talk about Willow’s teenage rant tweets?


11 posted on 11/25/2010 12:45:46 PM PST by mazda77 (Mike Hogan - JAX Mayor)
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To: Justaham

I can’t imagine anybody, anywhere, giving a ripe turkey crap what this used up skank has to say about anything.


12 posted on 11/25/2010 12:45:49 PM PST by MadeMan ("Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" -Optimus Prime)
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To: Justaham
JOY BEHAR, HOST: After weeks of speculation that the low-scoring Bristol Palin could actually take the "Dancing With The Stars`" win, the nation breathed the sigh of relief last night as Jennifer Grey was crowned the champion (ph). With me now to talk about this and other stories in the news are Sandra Bernhard, comedian and singer, Rebecca Dana, senior correspondent for the Daily Beast, and Andrea Marcovicci, singer and actress. I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

Wow. Biggest news of Thanksgiving week! Four experts gather to discuss how Bristol Palin lost Dancing with the Stars! And the ENTIRE NATION BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF!

13 posted on 11/25/2010 12:46:52 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: mazda77

Maybe because they already know how to deal with Chlamydia?? Just askin.


14 posted on 11/25/2010 12:48:06 PM PST by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Justaham

The poster girl for liberal femininity ...


15 posted on 11/25/2010 12:48:14 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: Dick Bachert

Your attempt at flattery will most assuredly get you nowhere with her. Give it up dude, Madonna would be an easier mark.


16 posted on 11/25/2010 12:48:41 PM PST by mazda77 (Mike Hogan - JAX Mayor)
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To: Justaham

Shouldn’t there be a rule you have to be funny every decade or so to be a comedian rather than just being a liberal who calls Repubs dumb?


17 posted on 11/25/2010 12:48:45 PM PST by bray (63 more reasons the Tea Party Rox)
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To: Justaham

I’m not convinced that this ugly thing is really a female.


18 posted on 11/25/2010 12:48:59 PM PST by Gator113 (Sarah Palin can win, and she will win.)
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To: Justaham
This is one of the ugliest lesbian bull dykes in the country. One day this ugly POS will do the planet a favor and stick her head in an oven. What a miserable existence this dirty smelly old bag must live. Sorry but people like her and her cohorts bring out a gut reaction that has to be expelled.
19 posted on 11/25/2010 12:50:35 PM PST by mimaw
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To: Cicero

Obviously, the highlight of Behar’s and Bernhard’s lives.


20 posted on 11/25/2010 12:51:42 PM PST by alecqss
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To: Justaham

I’m sure Bristol is devastated hearing this rebuke from a carpet munching skank!


21 posted on 11/25/2010 12:52:32 PM PST by Artcore
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To: Gator113

I’m still waiting for the DNA results. So the media are always calling Conservatives hate mongerers, the only ones preaching hate that I see are liberals..and they never have to aplogize for a damn thing because they have the media in their back pocket. Not a shock this “Woman” worked with Roseanne on the Roseanne show..two idiots who have ZERO talent


22 posted on 11/25/2010 12:53:07 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Justaham
Sandra Bernhart reminds me of the song by The Monks, "Nice Legs, shame about your face."

24 posted on 11/25/2010 12:54:14 PM PST by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: Justaham

Can you imagine the celeb biz jets lined up on the NYC and LA tarmac waiting to take them to their new homes in, oh, France - the day after President Sarah Palin is sworn into office?

I’m offering right now to help ‘em pack!

This hag Berhand, we’ll just strap into the cargo bay along with the other inanimate objects.


25 posted on 11/25/2010 12:57:02 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Justaham

I find your use of the word “woman” questionable.


26 posted on 11/25/2010 12:57:13 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Hail To The Fail-In-Chief)
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To: Justaham

Sandra Bernhard??? That’s her? What does she do for a living, Prizefighter? She has the bitter appearance of an unsatisfied woman. Maybe she can crack a joke or two, but can she field dress a deer or clean a fish? Nahh , no way I know her type, seen them often enough when I lived in Bklyn USA. Big Mouth and no real attractive substance, a fake phony elitist. Not deserving of a look, the type if you do look you want to take an icepick to your eyes and a cork screw to your ears.


27 posted on 11/25/2010 12:57:19 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (The candidate they smear and ridicule the most is the one they fear the most.)
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To: bert
She sure has a big nose.

It's such a hooker.

28 posted on 11/25/2010 12:58:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hook, tagline, and stinker.)
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To: Justaham
WHAT on earth IS this... thing?


29 posted on 11/25/2010 1:02:27 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: mimaw
Sorry but people like her and her cohorts bring out a gut reaction that has to be expelled.

Ironically enough, she looks somewhat like a gut reaction that got expelled.


30 posted on 11/25/2010 1:03:16 PM PST by jjsheridan5
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To: Justaham

bernhard:
Definitly not XX.
Probably not even XY.
Mostly likely XYY.

Abortion would really be tempting if you knew it was Sandra Bernhard.


31 posted on 11/25/2010 1:03:58 PM PST by Born to Conserve
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To: Justaham
Photobucket
32 posted on 11/25/2010 1:04:42 PM PST by SkyDancer ("If You Don't Read The News You're Uninformed, If You Do Read The News You're Misinformed")
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To: Gator113
I am sure in all cases I could think of, anything that women said I would do the opposite.

Bernhard can only get booked on Behar or Howard Sterns show. Interesting, they are all Obama supporters, and Liberal Jew's They are all self hating, visit psychologist often are foul mouth and have sex hang ups they talk of often.

33 posted on 11/25/2010 1:06:24 PM PST by reefdiver ("Let His day's be few And another takes His office")
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To: Justaham

Good grief, Behar and Bernhard together, sharing the same tv-screen? What a putrid pair. Two of the nastiest, most vile cretins out there. We’re really getting into a sort of sub-human category with those two. You can almost smell the stench of their rotted souls from the screen.


34 posted on 11/25/2010 1:07:36 PM PST by greene66
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To: Lancey Howard

What an ugly gross lesbo


35 posted on 11/25/2010 1:07:36 PM PST by JaneNC (I)
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To: DoughtyOne

Yours is one confusing post. Did you mix up some names?


36 posted on 11/25/2010 1:07:52 PM PST by Sans-Culotte ( Pray for Obama- Psalm 109:8)
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To: Justaham

My God what a Dirty Ugly Woman ,does she wipe that filthy diarrhea flowing mouth with toilet paper and use Lysol for a body spray?


37 posted on 11/25/2010 1:08:27 PM PST by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: Justaham

One of the ugliest women alive, both inside and out.


38 posted on 11/25/2010 1:09:33 PM PST by calex59
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To: Justaham

Sandy is just jealous because Bristol made more from DWTS than ole Bernard’s made in the past five years combined. I was more shocked the author of the article called Sandra a comedienne.


39 posted on 11/25/2010 1:09:53 PM PST by IMissPresidentReagan ("Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum to give the finger to FDR!" C.Hill (Palin '12))
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To: Justaham

Mental midgets.
Colossal ***holes


40 posted on 11/25/2010 1:10:27 PM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Justaham

skank-o-rama


41 posted on 11/25/2010 1:10:38 PM PST by Vaquero (Dont pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Lancey Howard

If you were that ugly you’d be angry too.


42 posted on 11/25/2010 1:11:13 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Lancey Howard

I think I caught something just looking at that.


43 posted on 11/25/2010 1:11:45 PM PST by 2111USMC
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To: Justaham

Hard to believe Sandra Bernhard makes Joyless Behar look good.. comparatively..


44 posted on 11/25/2010 1:12:25 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: Justaham

It’s past time to start sueing these hags for defamation of character and slander.

Enough is enough already...


45 posted on 11/25/2010 1:12:29 PM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Cicero

“I called you Andrea. Is it Andrea or Andrea?

ANDREA MARCOVICCI, SINGER: It`s Andrea.

BEHAR: Andrea?”

WTF? Or was one of the “Andreas” pronounced “Awn-drey-a?”


46 posted on 11/25/2010 1:13:28 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Lancey Howard

Well, at least she’s never succumbed to cosmetic surgery.


47 posted on 11/25/2010 1:18:11 PM PST by Pharmboy (What always made the state a hell has been that man tried to make it heaven-Hoelderlin)
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To: Lancey Howard

Damn she’s just plain fugly!! Actually hard to look at! She makes Helen Thomas look like a Greek Goddess!


48 posted on 11/25/2010 1:18:27 PM PST by JaguarXKE (RINOs be gone!)
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To: Justaham

Sandra, where are you finding hookers that look like that? Because I want to go there.


49 posted on 11/25/2010 1:20:18 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: DoughtyOne
When I see Sarah, I am instantly reminded of that stuff under my fingernails.

An anus has a job to do, and so does Sarah.

Dude, do you mean Palin?????

Or are you trying to say Sandra?

50 posted on 11/25/2010 1:22:22 PM PST by Alas Babylon! (Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must-like men-undergo the fatigue of supporting it)
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