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Man Watches Porn & Discovers His Wife is an Adult Star
Pat Dollard ^ | 4/22/12 | Yahoo News

Posted on 04/22/2012 8:54:35 PM PDT by Nachum

Excerpted from Yahoo News: So, file this under awkward. A man who went online to look at porn “for the first time” in his life (while he was in a coffee shop) was treated to the shock of his life when he saw his wife of 16 years boning a bunch of dudes in said porno films. I mean, you think you know someone …

After seeing the unsettling clips, the man, identified as Ramadan, ran home to confront his wife — who, of course, at first denied it. But then when Ramadan showed her the clips — you know, the ones starring her and her ladybits — she had no choice but to come clean and admit her dirty past. What she did after that, though, is downright shocking. She told Ramadan that despite their almost two-decade-long marriage, and despite the four children they had together, she never loved him. That’s right, Ramadan had been had. Joke was on him. And if that wasn’t enough salt in his wounds, the pornos were made with an ex-boyfriend of hers. So there. As Ramadan explained: “[My wife] first denied it and accused me of being insane before I faced her with the films … she then confessed to be still in love with her boyfriend, saying he is as young as her and that I am an old man.” Nice.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: centerfold; man; napl; oops; porn; watches; wicked; wife
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“Is his real first name Barry and her name Michelle? That’d explain a lot.”

Nobody said anything about beastiality!


21 posted on 04/22/2012 9:22:24 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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To: lightman
The jokes here write themselves....until "Ramadan" experiences "Sudden Jihad Syndrome".

That will happen after Ramadan finds out how much she gets in the divorce...

22 posted on 04/22/2012 9:24:16 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1188 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: unkus

Maybe Ramadan has a tiny Ramalamadingdong.


23 posted on 04/22/2012 9:26:06 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stretching credulity ping!


24 posted on 04/22/2012 9:28:47 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Nachum
The origin of this story is a Yahoo column that seems focused on sex...and it sounds completely bogus...like a Penthouse Forum letter. The only name in the story sounds phony, and no other details are provided.
25 posted on 04/22/2012 9:33:17 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: Nachum
Man Watches Porn & Discovers His Wife is an Adult Star...

Hey honey, come on in and have a look at this movie I am watching. On second thought, never mind.

26 posted on 04/22/2012 9:36:56 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL


27 posted on 04/22/2012 9:37:17 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: dfwgator

That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.


28 posted on 04/22/2012 9:40:02 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: dfwgator

That song is so funny. I always have to smile when I hear it.


29 posted on 04/22/2012 9:40:21 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Tex-Con-Man
The origin of this story is a Yahoo column that seems focused on sex...and it sounds completely bogus...like a Penthouse Forum letter. The only name in the story sounds phony, and no other details are provided.

Good call. Yeah, written like a blog post, and there is nothing to back it up at all.

30 posted on 04/22/2012 9:41:41 PM PDT by expat1000
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To: dfwgator
“I asked the taxi driver where I could go to find some action, he drove me to my house.” - Rodney Dangerfield

I loved Rodney Dangerfield. The movie Back To School has a great similar scene when his wife tells him she wants a divorce.

But this is the best scene in the movie, when he is in the economics class.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlVDGmjz7eM

31 posted on 04/22/2012 9:46:09 PM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Nachum

“Dear Penthouse Forum...”


32 posted on 04/22/2012 9:47:54 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Stretching credulity...

...and a few body parts.


33 posted on 04/22/2012 9:51:56 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Nachum

This story is nothing ... let me tell you a story about a “President” who screwed an ENTIRE NATION!...Now *THAT* is a story!


34 posted on 04/22/2012 9:57:11 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: dfwgator

I go looking at used cars, I find my wife’s dress in the back seat! Rodney Dangerfield


35 posted on 04/22/2012 9:57:31 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Anybody but Obama. He's just getting warmed up.)
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To: Nachum

“Honor Killing” coming??


36 posted on 04/22/2012 9:58:45 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: gunsequalfreedom

Don’t forget the scene in which Sam Kinison is his history prof!


37 posted on 04/22/2012 10:00:16 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: RichInOC

“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I finally find her, .... she’s a fish”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXuEgePZtk8


38 posted on 04/22/2012 10:02:41 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: gunsequalfreedom
I loved Rodney Dangerfield. The movie Back To School has a great similar scene when his wife tells him she wants a divorce.

Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.
Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.
Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.
Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.
Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.
Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.

39 posted on 04/22/2012 10:06:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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40 posted on 04/22/2012 10:12:25 PM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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