Happy 4th & 5th of May! (with apologies to Marty Robbins
The Ballad of Han Cholo
Out in the Tatooine town of Mos Eisley
I fell in love with an Alderaan girl
Nighttime would find me in Chalmun's Cantina
Music would play and then Leia would whirl
Posted on 05/06/2013 8:45:56 AM PDT by EveningStar
Happy 4th & 5th of May! (with apologies to Marty Robbins
The Ballad of Han Cholo
Out in the Tatooine town of Mos Eisley
I fell in love with an Alderaan girl
Nighttime would find me in Chalmun's Cantina
Music would play and then Leia would whirl
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Here is a fun tune to listen to inspired by the mos eisly cantina theme
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=H_M9TSHuGw0
Órale!
—bflr-—
What do the Mexicans do for the 4th of July?
Probably the same things that non-Mexicans do on September 16.
It’s more like Cinco de USA!
Arriba!
Happy Cinco de Quatro Day, everyone. (That’s what the President said so it must be true...)
Well, Leia better hurry up... and finish twirling--
As we are off to a gig... in Deutschland!
I don't like it! We hear them Krauts eat... pork sausage!
OMG! Is that a skin casing stuffed... with pork?
Here I am a musical virtuoso on the keyboard... and in Germany I'll be playing Oompah music--
Hey, they got me singing "Lili Marleen' and we all know... Marlene Dietrich nailed it a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
After Germany, I'm trying to book the band into Dubai for the Camel Races. I hear they have an all female Walk & Trot 5K... and I plan on trotting their eyeballs out!
Does this mean we can fly Lufthansa? We hear their stand by... is to die for!
Hummmmm-- That pork sounds good. Hey! Put a guard... on the barbie!
Pork, like serpent worms and cat meat, is consider an exotic dish on many planets but I find I can never... finish a whole cat by myself.
Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer... holds out--
On one hand why are we celebrating a victory by another nation?
On the other, the victory was over the french and that is reason to celebrate.
He’s nailing it.
Drinking cerveza in metal bikini
Flimsy and shining with gold lame thread
I had it bad for this Alderaan maiden
Cinnamon buns on the side of her head
Not anytime soon, O Thirsty One...
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