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Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]
Twitchy.com ^ | April 11, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

Posted on 04/11/2014 7:44:01 PM PDT by Timber Rattler


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: carney; commie; doesthislookshooped; fakebutaccurate; fauxtography; jaycarney; loser; photoshop; pravda; press; soviet
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To: Timber Rattler

LOL! They make the Iranians look like Photoshop geniuses.


41 posted on 04/11/2014 10:03:51 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: funfan

I still can’t get over the kid’s names:
Della and Hugo.


42 posted on 04/11/2014 10:12:19 PM PDT by funfan
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

I’m sure lots of us have a lectern in our libraries.
Well, I don’t, but I guess he needs one to practice
his answers on, or maybe to berate his kids when they
don’t eat enough pancakes.


43 posted on 04/11/2014 10:27:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Timber Rattler

!


44 posted on 04/11/2014 10:29:25 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: Viennacon

Carney was a reporter in Moscow for a while, probably where he got all the Russian stuff.

However, look more closely at the breakfast picture:

Huge piles of pancakes (two separate plates!), massive plate of sausage and bacon, bagels, an entire loaf of bread, at least a pound of butter, donut holes, the pile of melons off to the right, and the huge fruit plate and the bowl of berries over on the left, two espresso makers, the egg is fake (who flips over-easy eggs like that)? Either they’re gluttons, or they waste a lot of food.

Also, the wall between the wife and the son was photoshopped too: the wall is at the back of the room, yet somehow extends to the kitchen floor only between those two people; the bottom edge stops behind the wife’s left leg, not even continuing across the gap between her feet.


45 posted on 04/11/2014 10:57:21 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Timber Rattler

This is great... laughed best laugh all week.


46 posted on 04/11/2014 10:59:57 PM PDT by LowOiL ("Abomination" sure sounds like "ObamaNation" to me.)
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To: Timber Rattler

And keep in mind too the implication behind the book picture: They no doubt pulled every book in the house including the cookbooks to try to fill those shelves, and STILL had to photoshop it to make the shelves look full. I’d bet the shelves behind the lectern are empty, so they have 12 fairly narrow shelves to fill, and he didn’t even have enough books for that.


47 posted on 04/11/2014 11:00:44 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Timber Rattler

Oh, and missing from this is the photo at the end of the article, of Carney’s wife relaxing in a living-room chair, with the family dog sitting next to her. She is in a totally casual position, yet the dog is utterly improbably shown with a small plastic “bone” balanced on end on its nose.


48 posted on 04/11/2014 11:05:12 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Viennacon

“Is that a Gorbachev bobble head?”

You mean the one next to the Russian doll?


49 posted on 04/11/2014 11:39:22 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
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To: FredZarguna

How many food artists did they contract for that picture?


50 posted on 04/11/2014 11:43:51 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: PA Engineer

Pro’ly none. I think the whole thing was Photoshopped. I’m not sure any of the three people were actually in the picture at the same time. Kinda like one of the later Pink Floyd albums.


51 posted on 04/12/2014 1:00:04 AM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: FredZarguna

I hate to say this, but I had to go back to the picture. You got me. I see what you did there. ;-)


52 posted on 04/12/2014 1:04:52 AM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: PA Engineer

I made very minor adjustments compared to the original. Look at the light source [sun, behind them] and where shadows fall. The whole thing is an amateur fake. I think it’s suppose to be “kitschy” but I’ll be the first to admit I don’t “get” liberal.


53 posted on 04/12/2014 1:12:41 AM PDT by FredZarguna (Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!)
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To: PA Engineer

None, I’m guessing....I stack melons, pineapples, oranges and the like just like that...on my counter. They would never just roll off the counter like and bust on the floor.

I also leave blueberries just lying around on the counter top near the poached eggs in their holders. /s


54 posted on 04/12/2014 3:11:30 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: Timber Rattler

Who has a lectern in their home?


55 posted on 04/12/2014 3:20:01 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: Paladin2
Oh yes.
The set of three white books in descending length on the left side of row two from the bottom, and then cleverly flipped horizontally for one image on the right.
Do you suppose maybe they gave the unemployed, discredited acadumbic/artist Ward Churchill a mercy gig commission to construct this pathetic laugher?


56 posted on 04/12/2014 3:45:17 AM PDT by Amagi (Lenin: "Socialized Medicine is the Keystone to the Arch of the Socialist State.")
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To: Timber Rattler
Still my favorite.

57 posted on 04/12/2014 4:14:28 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

:’) Thanks Timber Rattler.


58 posted on 04/12/2014 4:27:20 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Timber Rattler


59 posted on 04/12/2014 4:41:53 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Timber Rattler

Lies, All lies!


60 posted on 04/12/2014 4:46:20 AM PDT by McGruff (I wouldn't be surprised if Jeb Bush pulled a Charlie Crist)
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