You Repugnicans are so Stupid [AM says: This is a ripe one!!!]

[100 days to recall2]

So you think you accomplished something by stealing another election and putting that dummy goon "Ahhnuld" in as Governor. Well he's an idiot just like that other installed resident George (imbecile) W. Bush. The reason California's economy is so bad is the fault of the white house resident and his moronic economic policies. Also, his Enron buddies screwed California with the energy contracts. So after Ahhnie screws California royally and the nation sees what corrupt fools W and the repuggies are, the Democrats will take control of the nation again for 40 years.

Hasta La Vista baybee

[MeekOneGOP]

lol ! That's what I was thinking too ...

[kinsman redeemer]

excellent image!

[weegee]

This red diaper baby needs changing!

[Happy2BMe]

"Yes, it's true. Maria here was fondled and groped by Arnold. Bill Clinton will swear on it!" Davis said. (And ZOT is NOT real, right Bill!?)

[pogo101]

Wow, s/he raises such compelling arguments. I for one am convinced.

/sarcasm

[mvpel]

See pages 123-126, 134-5, 134-4, 153, and 155 of Ann Coulter's "Slander" for a better understanding of this post.

I wonder if the Dems get a weekly talking points fax that has a standing instruction to call their political opponents stupid?

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Good one ! ...

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Thank you for your thoughtful and articulate post.

PS: WE won. YOU lost. Get used to it. And screw you.

[ctlpdad]

YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST IF:-You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden

-You think President Bush lied to the nation but his predecessor did not.

-You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Eddie Vedder and Jeanine Garofalo are qualified to discourse at length on foreign policy.

-You believe all conservatives are racist, but do not think minorities can ever succeed without Affirmative Action.

-You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile.

-You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not.

-You root for prisoners when they escape from our oppressive prisons, but oppose allowing poor children to escape from failing public schools.

-You support every kind of "diversity" on campus, except political orientation.

-You support banning the smoking of tobacco and legalizing marijuana.

-You are enraged by the so-called mistreatment of Muslim prisoners (who have gained weight while dining on their specially prepared Koran-approved meals) at Guantanamo Bay, but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves.

-You have found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to keep and bear arms.

-You support campus speech codes that ban pick-up lines and amorous gazes, but never spoke out against President Clinton's physical sexual harassment in the White House.

-You applauded Jimmy Carter for talking about human rights in foreign policy but opposed George W. Bush for doing something about human rights.

-You believe that trial lawyers taking 33 to 40 percent of a plaintiff's recovery in lawsuits is just about right, but the federal government taking this amount of our income in taxes is not nearly enough.

-You believe the former Governor of a New England state with 608,827 people is more than adequately experienced to be President in 2004, but the Governor of a Southwestern state with 21,325,018 people was completely unprepared in 2000.

-You agree with Toni Morrison that President Clinton was "the first black President," but didn't criticize Al Sharpton for recently labeling President Bush a "gang leader."

-You believe we could get more truth out of the Pentagon if only Don Rumsfeld were replaced by Mohammed Al-Sahhaf.

-You believe evangelical Christians are destroying America but don't feel threatened by the radical Wahabbi sect of Islam.

-When it comes to violent crime, you believe in hating the crime but loving the criminal.

-You support unlimited appeals for convicted criminals, but believe it is undemocratic for Californians to reverse their earlier mistake of electing Gray Davis.

-You believe U.S. exports of genetically modified foods pose a greater threat to African nations than corrupt dictators like Zimbabwe's Mugabe.

-You believe welfare is a fundamental human right and workfare is a human rights violation.

-You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but becoming one with Mother Nature by merging with the universal consciousness and harmonizing with lunar reverberations will save us.

-You believe President Bush is an environmental criminal for poisoning the water with arsenic, but have never complained about Saddam Hussein's devastating Iraq and Kuwait's environment by setting intentional oil well fires and committing genocide against the Marsh Arabs by draining their wetlands.

-Your car sports the bumper sticker saying that "it will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the military has to hold bake sales," but oppose allowing the U.S. military to volunteer recruitment tables on college campuses because of their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

If the above has successfully profiled you, congratulations! You have won a one-way ticket to Paris aboard the massive cruise ship, "The U.S.S.R. Michael Moore."  Your ticket will be held at the nearest Dennis Kucinich for President rally.  Matricular consular ID cards issued by foreign governments will be gladly accepted as identification.

[sheik yerbouty]

Hey, does anyone have the originalZot! url with video cartoon?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

PS: Is it me, or could it be that you sound a little bitter?

[Congressman Billybob]

But what I want to know is, were the "gay whales" legally married in Vermont? And if so, were they still married when they got to the conference in Arizona? We have to keep things on the up and up, legally and morally speaking.

And BTW, the cheese puffs were to die for. Please thank Martha for her recipe.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Two Degrees of Separation and a Double Sawbuck," discussion thread on FR. IF YOU WANT A FREEPER IN CONGRESS, CLICK HERE.

[austingirl]

Damn, that is good - and true!

[MattGarrett]

A picture is worth a thousand words. As such:

[ArGee]

Lift away.

If you get any royalties, please remember me in your will.

Shalom.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Poor Baby;

[MattGarrett]

(On what is the best in life)

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women ..."
CONAN THE BARBARIAN

[ArGee]

(on priorities)

I did not come through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving man while the lightning falls.

 - Gandalf the White

Shalom.

[oprahstheantichrist]

I've never seen that one. Good post.

[LinuxRocks]

No, it is too much appeasement on our side by letting your side have too much input in the budget process. Like letting Ted Kennedy write the Education bill. Our side needs to try to appease you socialists.