Posted on 07/29/2004 6:51:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")
Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!
Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!
(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)
Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Mudboy Slim
Any ABB would suit me fine.
Landru, thanks for the heads up. ;)
HA!!
Reinventing yourself, huh.
Ain't America great?
Don't think Renee's gonna buy any of it, though.
~Just a notion. {g}
"I sing like an angel now..."
Of all the metaphors you could've used, Mud.
Geeheezz.
Am producing EMA #10 right now.
Was more than a *tad* overoptimistic saying there'd be plenty of extra songs left over from EMA#9 that could be relative into #10.
Wasn't so, not nearly.
So.
Here I sit with a stack of never before used material, trying to find the common threads within 'em capable of being woven together into something of interest.
When you receive your copies, you'll see what I'm talking about.
BTW, you oughta clone a few EMA volumes & send 'em to your "musically challenged" pal, .
They're actually a pretty good "core sample" of music, spanning all genres, covering at least the past 40 years.
Just a suggestion.
...later gator.
Check out #456 then...I can nail the vocals on this one...MUD
My life's endeavor...it's hard, lonely work, and don't pay diddley...LOL!!
Maybe there's a paycheck in it down the road, though...MUD
"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His mama told Bill...when he was young,
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son...
My life's been wasted...on boyz who play...
So, please, don't you cheat...you will thank me...GoodGuyz Don't Stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!!
Her legs are stumps...and her A$$ is phat!!
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son, is Ol' Chi-ca-go SCUM!!
Slick, Life is simple...have a plan...
Ohh, be someone...folks trust, then yer a Man!!
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can?!
Forsake yer lust...fer the ChinaMan's Gold...
Don't lust fer Power...it corrupts yer soul!!
Slick, you can do this, if you try...
All that I want fer yopu, my son...is to say, "I NEVER LIED!!"
Slick, be a symbol...make yer stand!!
Bill, serve yer Country...if yer called to Viet Nam!!
Willie, Life is simple...fer a Man...
You've been blessed Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Conservativemusician, BigMan, and DiscoDave jammin' on guitars)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself!!
Bill's Lust Fer Power...eclipsed all else!!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and Slick LIED!!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's [a] symbol...NewWorldMan!!
Good folks, don't let this...ChiComWhore's...TREASON Stand!!
Willie, yer a simple, weak GirleyMan...
You are "GUILTY!!"...time to pay the Band...
Mudboy Slim
Maybe.
But I've learned that if one sets out to make money, they fail 99 outa 100 times.
Money's simply not the "reward" we've been taught it's supposed to be.
Really.
That 1 in a 100 who do succeed, winding-up with the money they so desperately sought, will many times not know what the hell to do with it, how to manage their own success.
Those are forces capable of destroying first the soul, then shortly thereafter, the body.
What was once thought a dream can often quickly morph into an unmanageable nightmare.
Really.
No.
Sounds smarmy as all get-out; but, pursue what it is you *enjoy* soley because of your love of it, no other reason. (this tack works great with/for other human beings too, btw...)
If the money comes afterward, it'll be a fringe benefit of your love of what it was you were doing.
And as such it'll come with the proper perspective, a perspective enabling proper management.
Hell's bells, Mud.
...been thousands of songs written on that one subject, alone. ;^)
FReegards...MUD
We're thinkin' 'bout you, dude...MUD
Proceeds will go largely to renovating Historic Richmond, I need more rental properties...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
I'd love to make this one a reality...
"Reagan!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's acoustic version of "Layla")
What did we do to deserve Ronnie?!
Communicatin' fer what's Right...
Gip's been suff'rin' and fightin' much too long...
But now he's sittin' by His side!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper showed you win by being Right!!
Gave the Oppressed liberation...
While Dem Leftists just tore you down!!
RATS're fools!! Right fell in love with you!!
Changed the whole world...Righteous Power!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Ronnie proved you win by being Right!!
Found humor in ev'ry situation...
Yer quips drove DemonRATS INSANE!!
FReepers say, "We'll meet again someday!!"
Heaven rejects the Lib'rals' pain!!
Reagan!! Created Liberty!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Dutchman showed you win by being Right!!
Reagan!! The Champion of the FRee!!
Reagan!! Yer Strength, it produced Peace!!
Reagan!! Gipper proved you win by being Right!!
Most Reverent FReegards...MUD (06/06/2004)
"RATS Smell!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell")
Loose-lipped hotties...and Chi-Com Whores...
Constitution's in Left's way!!
RATS're fear and smoke's simply a joke...
Look what's going on, you RAT Fools!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell RATS' smell?!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
The stench of death surrounds you!! YEEEEEEaaaaaaahhhh!!
Limbaugh's Legions are upon you...
Folks shall FReep Slick 'til he's GONE!!
So take another toke, have a blow fer yer nose...
'Til Left thinks, Right shall drown you!! HELL, YEAH!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Can't you smell that smell?!
Ooooh...Libs smell!!
Vince Foster's Death condemns you!!
Lib'rals call Slick "Prince Charming"...
He'll squeal'n'purr when cellmates find his groove.
Think you'll be all right with all yer money...
But tomorrow, Dwight shall be buggerin' you!!
Ooooh...Slick'll squeeeeeal!!
Won't you help US tell?!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
Ol' Ron Brown's Death astounds you!!
Slick, yer a fool, dude!!
Yep, Right'll FReep ya 'til yer gone!!
We know yer a Treas'nous Whore!!
One little problem that confronts you
Got Ol' Mudboy on yer back...
Just one more fix, Bill, might do the trick...
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
I can't stand Left's smell!!
Ooooh...Trash Bill!!
Paul Wellstone's Death was all you!!
Ooooh...Slick smells!!
Right Shall Fight Like Hell!!
Ooooh...RATS smell!!
We'll RE-Impeach'n'Convict You!!
FReegards...Mudboy Slim (11/22/2002)
"Where Has All Left's Power Gone?!!"
(To be sung to the Kingston Trio's version of Pete Seeger's "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")
Where has all Left's Power gone? Left's time's passing.
Where are all the new programs? Slash spending...NOW!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Clinton tricked Dems, ev'ry one!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Leftists will never learn!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? Left's time's passing.
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS' slime must go!!
Where have all the Lib'rals gone? RATS loathe FReedom, Commie SCUM!!
Lib'rals will never learn!! Why won't Left ever learn?!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Soddom's gassing!!
Where have all the Tyrants gone? They live in holes.
Where have all the Tyrants gone? Righteous soldiers bravely won!!
Tyrants shall always burn!! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Long night's passing.
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? Left's reign is o'er!!
Where have all the Sosh'lists gone? The mass graveyards we've undug.
Why won't the Commies learn?! Tyrants will always burn!!
Where have all the Patriots gone? RightWing's FReepin'!!
Where has Ronald Reagan gone? He's Right above!!
Where has all Left's Power gone? Devolve Power...ev'ry one!!
When will y'all ever learn? Tyrants shall always BURN!!
FReegards...MUD (06/23/2004)
Here ya go, CM...
"Kerry!!"
(To be sung to Nirvana's "Polly")
Kerry is a cracker...enslavin' black folks worst!!
All he wants is Power...still FRiends call him "Lurch"!!
He's Jean Kerry...demon seed...
He ain't hip...to righteous dreams...
He knows Clinton LIED...RE-IMPEACH!!
Right needs yer help...to whup Kerry!!
We hold out hope...that we'll be bold!!
Promise you...fight Dem fools...
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...Guv'ment devours!!
Kerry's a whipcracker...DemRATS, they're still Clinton's fools!!
Left asks us to entrust them..."Justice Fer Clinton, you Poltroons!!"
So, we must FReep...endlessly...
It's still hip...to laugh and sing!!
Hanoi Jean, he lied...'bout his pals...
In Viet Nam, Jean pussied out!!
I hold out hope...Right'll be bold!!
Promise you...FReep fer Truth!!
We know FReedom's Right...Devolve Power!!
Right needs yer help...help FRee yerselves!!
(bass guitar solo)
Kerry's FRench...
Kerry loves Big Guv'ment...he is our enemy!!
Right must be on guard...'cuz Hanoi Jean, he LOATHES Liberty!!
He's Jean Kerry...effete breed...
Help US whup...RAT's elite dweebs!!
Hanoi Jean, he LIES...marries wealth...
We need yer help...to Unleash HELL!!
We hold out hope...you'll be bold!!
Righteous, show some pride...help yerselves!!
We need yer help...FReep with stealth......
Mudboy Slim (3/24/04)
"Dubyuh's Got Faith!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Running On Faith"
One...two...three...four...
Lately Right's been running on Faith...
Searchin' fer Justice and Truth.
But our World will be Right...
When Dubyuh sings our tune.
Lately, I've been wond'rin' why I FReep...
Shrinkin' government's that fer which I pray.
Protect the World from Left's slime...
Please Dubyuh, join the fray!!
Right's always been...
Willin' to help thru taxes that we pay.
Seems like by now...
Right'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Then we'd go running on faith
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
All the world will be Right...
When Dubyuh loathes Big Guv'ment, too!!
(Sweet guitar pickin' by the BigMan)
Right's always been...
One to fight fer that fer which we pray!!
Seems like by now...
We'd find a Prez who cares...fer Liberty!!
Won't believe Pubbies on faith...
All of Right's dreams shall come true!!
Lead the world 'cuz we're Right...
George Dubyuh, you can join US, too!!
Yes, you can...
And Rush shall support you...
Then Sean shall support you...
And MUD shall support you...
All of Right's dreams shall come true...
The Right shall support you...
Truth shall see you thru...
Mudboy Slim (5/21/2004)
Another Kerry tune fer ya...
"'Lurch' Was His Name!!"
(To be sung to America's "Horse With No Name")
Since the first night of this journey,
I been FReepin' 'cuz it is Right!!
Had my plans fer words and threads and dreams...
Formed a Band...I harp and sing!!
The first thing yer taught is "Don't LIE Like a Rug!!"
'Cuz yer lies bring you down!!
We FReep Kerry 'cuz Hanoi John LIED!!
Boy, Beware yer LustFerPower!!
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" was his name...
Kerry LIED 'bout his Comrades-In-Arms!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them "Rapists" and "Killers"...has he no shame?!
There's just two ways to fight Lib'ral SCUM...
Remember...Left is all Red!!
One's the FRee Way...Reject Socialism!!
Right is fightin' 'til Big Guv'ment's DEAD!!
'Cuz Tyranny takes hold when Patriots ain't bold!!
Guv'ment's BAD when it warps yer head!!
Kerry is a Lib'ral and Big Guv'ment's his aim...
Just y'all wait 'til he "feels yer pain!!"
Massachusetts, Camelot's DreamWorld is stained...
Jack wails, "Kerry, why must you defame my name?!"
We're the RightWing, we FReep 'gainst Tyranny!!
'Gainst the Lib'rals, who loathe what's FRee!!
Have our plans fer Worlds where FReedom rings...
Join our Band...Fer Justice Sing!!
MoveOn-dot-org's THE Enemy...DemonRAT-Underground!!
Soros' Commies are Leftist SCUM!!
Retake the Cities from the kA.N.S.W.E.R.ous Powers!!
Reborn humans shall never cower!!
You see...
I seen me a Lib'ral and "Lurch" is his name...
He's no good...don't you vote fer his stain!!
Before Congress, Hanoi John slandered his FRiends...
Called them Rapists, Vile Killers...Have RATS No Shame?!!
FReegards...MUD (06/27/2004)
I KNOW you know this one...
"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Red House")
Ah yeah!
There's a White House in Columb'yuh...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's THE White House fer the Country...
Lord, not a place fer semen stains!!
It shan't be the home fer John Kerry...
Reject Left's slime...yer vote could sway!!
Leftist Minions, somethin's wrong here...
Yer sleaze supercedes yer Whore'd!!
Mental midgets, Left is Wrong...lord, have mercy...
Liberate Iraq this War!!
Sosh'lists pander to FEAR!!
MUD's a mad man FReepin'...
Whup DemLib'rals 'til they are no more!!
Clinton's crimes shall be avenged, I swear!!
Well, Right's fight is against RATS in this Country...
Build our City on the Hill!!
Gip's dream shall come true!!
Lord, the Right shall swell...attack dopey Lib'rals...
Goin' back to RE-IMPEACH Bill!!
'Cuz if John Ashcroft won't pursue Justice...
I know US FReepers will...Yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (06/28/2004)
This one needs to be recorded soon, 'cuz after the election, nobody'll give a HOOt...
"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!
(More guitar jammin')
Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!
Mudboy Slim
"Big Guv'ment!!"
(To be sung to Steppenwolf's "The Pusher")
You know I pay way too much in tax...
Good Lord, (I) take nuthin' from the till!!
Folks, I never wanted nothin'...
FRom Dem Lib'rals like Bill!!
You know, I've seen a lot of Lib'rals walkin' 'round...
With HATRED in their eyes!!
'Cuz Big Guv'ment don't care...
Ah, if you live or if you die!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damns--I pray--Big Guv'ment!!
Right shall Devolve Power from Government!!
DemRATS are dealers...Big Guv'ment is a SHAM!!
Gotta whup ass on "The Man!!"
'Cuz folks, Dem Lib'rals they're all monsters...
Good God, Right's gotta make a stand!!
The hammer and the scickle (sp?) ain't the way!!
Folks, Left's sellin' you all their FReak dreams...
Ah, but Big Guv'ment takes all yer money...
Lord, we'll FReep Dems...we'll FReep fer Righteous Dreams!!
God damn...Big Guv'ment!!
God damns...God damns the Sosh'lists!!
Right musr RISE UP, God...smite down Big Guv'ment man!!
Well, now if I were the president of this land...
You know, I'd declare total war on Big Government!!
I'd cut back on our taxes...and I'd cut how much we spend!!
Yes I'd kill Left with my Bible and my FReepin' and my pen!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
God damn Big Guv'ment!!
I sing, "God damn, God damn Big Government!!"
FReegards...MUD (06/29/2004)
"Whuppin' the DemonRATS' Lies!!"
(To be sung to the Smashing Pumpkins' "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
Lib'rals are like vampires...Death's their aim!!
Want to destroy US...corrupt Left has no shame!!
DemRATS are idiots...Left's insa-a-ane!!
Evil conspires....Left's got blood on their hands!!
Even now we know...Right must strike "The Blow!!"
RATS ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! Fight Dem HO's!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a Rage!!
Elites are so vain...but they're still only RATS in a Rage!!
Left's minions will say, "FReedom's lost...the Truth's been slain!!"
Despite all Left's Rage...RATS are still just morons in a cage!!
Right ain't fakin'!! Mudboy's ready fer a row...
LeftWing's been quakin'!! Fearin' Limbaugh's show!!
FReedom's what I want...I want big cha-a-ange...
Dem Lib'rals have not...have not shown their shame!!
Yessir, folks, I know!! Soon enuff, you'll know!!
Left ain't cool...Left's OLDE!! RATS are OLDE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
Despite all their Rage, Right is still sittin' up center stage!!
RATS hatred is vain, Left is lost, they'll never be saved!!
Despite what Libs say, they are still just DemRATS in a Rage!!
(Head-bangin' interlude)
Help US fight RATS' Commie slime!!
Clinton should be doing time!!
TREASON ain't Slick's only crime!!
Justice seems to blow Left's mind!!
TREASON is a cap'tal crime...it's TRUE!!
Despite what Left says, they are still only RATS in a rage!!
Left fights like they're crazed...but they're still just RATS on rampage!!
Despite all Left's rage, Right is still standing center stage!!
Despite all Left's rage, they are still just DemRATS in a cage!!
Despite DubyuhHate, Bush shall win 'cuz the RATS are insane!!
And Right still believes that Dem Lib'rals are knaves!!
Mudboy Slim (06/29/2004)
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